mosher

According to the vast population of neds or chavs. The word mosher is used to describe any boy or girl that dresses in dark clothing and hangs around with their friends having a good time and generally listen to heavy metal.
A common misconception is that they are all stoners and drink blood. They tend to stay within groups of their own and avoid confrontation with neds/chavs.
They are completely different to emos and prefer not to be labelled

ned boy: oh look at those stoner moshers!
moshers: *sigh* stupid ned scum
ned boy: oi wit didya jus cal ma?!
moshers: Nothing, now please go away.
ned: I'll bate ya!
moshers: *stand up and walk away*
ned boy: Ther all gone ta drink each others blood

by cute-when-i-scream June 22, 2006

mosher

Moshers are people that listen to GOOD music, from bands such as trivium, system of a down, slipknot etc.
Moshers hate chavs.
Moshers are usually friendly people.
Moshers are not usually trouble makers, but wud defend themselves if started upon.
Moshers do take showers/baths like every1 else.
Moshers enjoy going to gigs and taking part in mosh pits.

mosher#1: hey dude
mosher#2: hey, u got the new SOAD album
mosher#1: yeh, it rocks!
chav#1:ooooo look a buch of fu**in goths
chav#2#3#4:lol
mosher#3: were not goths! piss off!
chav#5: ur a bunch of nob's, dats wot u r.
chav#1: u startin dickhead!
chav#2: GET 'EM!
chavs start fight...............moshers batter chavs.................
THE END!

by cuz58 January 16, 2007

Moisterbate

The act of masturbating furiously with extremely sweaty or clammy hands, creating friction burns on the shaft and making it impossible to finish.

Dude I was moisterbating so tough last night and now my cock burns like a mother fucker. I won't be able to jerk off for at least a week.

I hate it when my dick bleeds after I moisterbate hard with my sweaty hands. It just completely ruins my day!

by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011

mosher

a person who listens to any type of rock music and does not tend to try and annoy others, and try to avoid chavs (scallys/_or as i call them shit heads) the scally's will try to harm moshers and will hang out on any street corner acting hard but a mosher does not feel the need to act hard(strong) because they mostly do not feel the need to fight unless provoked by a Chav.
In all a mosher is a generally nice person.^-^

i am a mosher and i act like my Definition and so do my mates and they are mosters.

by Donno92 April 12, 2006

Moisteners

Moisteners refer to any combination of acts of sexual foreplay that are performed by a male or a female on a female with the specific intent to arouse the female for sex play and to create a moist and wet vagina prior to having sexual intercourse, finger play or dildo play. When performed, Moisteners themselves may, but not always, create a female orgasm or squirt in addition to making her extremely wet.

Examples of Moisterners can include, but may not be limited to, touching, rubbing, fondling, kissing, licking, sucking, etc.

Barry was so horney when he got from from work that he threw his girlfriend on the bed and after performing a series of different Moisteners, she was ready for sex play and he buried his meat thermometer deep in her wet loose meat sandwich.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2014

Moshers

Now the word mosher seem to have become a person who isnt a chav, as all little shit head chavs like to call everyone who isnt a chav a fucking mosher.
A real mosher is someone who goes down into the mosh pits at gigs ect. as this is were the word orinates from. Moshers dont have to wear a certain type of clothes and dont have to listen to a certain type of music. But they are usally into rock/metal and have ultertive life styles clothes and ways of thinking.

Chav1 "Ah look at that group of fucking moshers"
Chav2 "moshers!"
moshers "chavs"

by abi May 13, 2005

mosher's neck

The painful aching of the neck muscles after moshing, jumping around, headbanging and generally acting stupid at a metal/punk show.
Symptoms are a dull ache, head flopping forwards, and difficulty moving the head from side to side.
Can last anything from a day to a week.

Greg: Dude, what's up with you? Why can't you move your neck?

Jeb: Man, I did some serious...aahhhh...moshing at that show last night. I've got a bad......argh....case of mosher's neck.

Greg: Oh, right.

by Rage And Love July 14, 2007