Mister Derp is a fail troll/baiter.
by Bobness234234 October 09, 2011
A way for someone, usually a minor (works best with girls) to aquire something that they need.
Such as; alcohol, ciggarettes, etc...
Such as; alcohol, ciggarettes, etc...
1. My friends usually call me to pull a Hey Mister because I have nice cleavage.
2. We had to totally pull like 5 Hey Misters before I could get some vodka.
3. I'm so desperate for some 40's that I'd totally Hey Mister that nasty Hesian.
2. We had to totally pull like 5 Hey Misters before I could get some vodka.
3. I'm so desperate for some 40's that I'd totally Hey Mister that nasty Hesian.
by <333333333333 August 19, 2007
A man who prefers the company of lesbians, either as friends or as romantic interests. The male equivalent of a female fag hag.
by mistydawn November 30, 2010
Just after having sex and crashed out on the bed my girlfriend straddles my face and tries to do a Mister Whippy on me!
by Jean Dom February 25, 2010
An elite group of humorists hilarious alone, and even more assbustingly jocular together. This group has perfect balance, half being of one race, half being of another; half being left-handed and half being right; they truly are the most notable people of the century. Often referred to in abbreviated form as simply 'Misters'.
"damn those Misters are hilarious,"
"fuck yeah man, i heard they made my girlfriend climax just by telling her a joke!"
"fuck yeah man, i heard they made my girlfriend climax just by telling her a joke!"
by mister4 May 28, 2005
A: "What did mister onion do this time?"
B: "He's grooming children again."
A: "So? He always does that."
B: "Now there's two of them"
B: "He's grooming children again."
A: "So? He always does that."
B: "Now there's two of them"
by cobpotato January 11, 2020
A nobody, a nebbish. A completely boring and unmemorable person.
From an indy comic book of the same name.
From an indy comic book of the same name.
by MaHaBone January 29, 2004