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Miracle

1. an extremely sexy girl who every guy wants to fuck.

2. a girl who likes to party hard, she'll dance with you all night.

3. a girl you makes you hard than a cinderblock.

4. a girl who's quiet but loud with her friends, usually has brown eyes, is sexy and every guy wants her and she make you hard. she also is a party girl.

5. a girl who makes you jack off or have a boner.
"Hey Justin, did you see her?"

"Yea Sean, she was hott."

"Yea dude she's a Miracle."
by lalalaloveyoubabe November 2, 2013
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Miracle

Miracle is a potato
by Idk15783 May 20, 2017
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miracle whips

"I'm killin y'all niggaz on this lyrical shit. Mayonnaise colored Benz I push miracle whips."

-Kanye West
by Keyser Soze September 4, 2004
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Miracle Job

While at a bar or nightclub, you are jacked off by a woman you do not know and do not wished to be jacked off by, while dancing, although circumstances force the issue. You then proceed to cum on the woman's back for lack of another place to shoot your load. Afterwards, the woman introduces herself to you, only to result in you walking away in disgrace.
Eric- "Hey! Look at Steve! Who is that girl? He looks so pissed. Should we help him?"

Jamie- "Nah, he's probably just getting a Miracle job."
by TheMiracle February 27, 2008
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Miracle

Pretty , Very kind and a good friend to have , everyone needs a miracle in their life. She also is always so intelligent.
Miracle is so pretty
Miracle is so freaking nice
Miracle is so smart
I want to be Miracle’s friend
by Seleina June 1, 2019
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Modern Miracle

while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, you are getting a blowjob or any other sort of greatness done to your reproductive organ. (cigar is optional)
"brother, i was playin some mad COD last night, and bertha gave me a viscious Modern Miracle."
by basketballjones1 April 13, 2010
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Minneapolis Miracle

When you cum in your girlfriends ass and she still gets pregnant.
Dis right here is a Minneapolis Miracle, I stuck in your ass and you still got pregnant, you betcha, don’t ya know, ope!
by KruegsSizeDigsGreggy January 18, 2020
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