Marmite Miner

The politically correct way to describe a man that regularly inserts his penis into another man's anus

"Gee Frank, Timmy doesn't walk so good anymore"
"He must have met a Marmite Miner"

by Badlydrawnduck October 23, 2006

Minded

the past tense of "mind"

I never said I minded babe.
You always think that



btw i love you

by Joshuay February 22, 2009

crave that mineral

On October 27th, 2014, Tumblr user sixpenceee posted a photograph of an Alpine ibex (pretty much a goat) licking salt deposits off a nearly 90° mountainside with the caption “They crave that mineral”

Jimmy, why are you on the roof?

I CRAVE THAT MINERAL!

by Jwr5758 December 19, 2014

Mindrape

Involuntary insertion of information into another's brain. specifically on a topic they will not understand. AKA involuntary mind fuck.

we mindraped those guys with our talk of hypercubes and extradimensional space.

by Danny Pagano April 27, 2008

I crave that mineral

The supposed "Last meme of 2014" This picture of a Alpine Ibexe licking the side of a mountain wall for salt somehow gained popularity from of all places, Tumblr.

Baby: *Begins to stand up*
Mom: Aw! baby's First Steps!
Baby: *Begins scaling up house wall*
Mom: *In Horror* WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Baby: I crave that mineral

by Jesus's second cousin December 17, 2014

mindtrap

1. A variant of the slang term "burned" or "served"
2. A slang term for expressing awe or confusion in a situation

1. "He's so much better than you! Bitch, you got mindtrapped!"
2. "Holy shit! That thing is so big! Mindtrap..."

by Sterling Pratt April 2, 2008

self-minded

A person who cares for oneself only, is selfish.

Jimmy wanted the last slice of cake, Brenda wanted it also, so instead of sharing the last slice of cake he took the whole thing because Jimmy is a self-minded piece of shit. Don't be like Jimmy.

by Empastelic Smiles October 4, 2016