minnesota mind fuck

when something happens in the great north star state that is so incredibly awesome / disgusting / incredible that it leaves viewers speechless and expressionless

Dude i got totally Minnesota mind fucked last night when i saw ten chicks having an orgy on my front lawn

by jake11094 July 24, 2011

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Jedi mind fuck

Upon talking to somebody about an uncomfortable topic, they deftly and without notice change the topic. You don't realize this has occurred for minutes, or even days.

Person 1: Could you give the answers to this homework assignment?

Person 2: OMG! Did you hear about the new Harry Potter movie? Who do you think is the sexiest?

Person 1: Oh, definitely Ron! The way he... {blah, blah, blah}

Hours later...
Person 1: What a minute! I never got my homework done!! I've been jedi mind fucked!!

by nerdgurl July 16, 2009

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Jedi Mind Fuck

Term used when confusion sets in or being confused by another person.

Yo Dog! Tyrell put da jedi mind fuck on him's ol' lady Leticia 'bout that other ho he doin.

by Trixterjim June 2, 2005

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SHITLESS MIND FUCK

When you scare the police so seriously that the only thing they can do for guaranteed survival is kneel and pray.

The NIGGER WRATH was so bad a SHITLESS MIND FUCK happened to that dedicated officer.

by PEDOPHILE SHITEATER March 31, 2021

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mind-fuck masturbation

It is where you mind fuck a friend/sibling or family member and in that mind-fuck you soon realized that you have also mind-fucked yourself.

Jake: He Dori! too bad we couldn't get in-n-out the other night because it was closed.
Dori: Actually there was some in-n-out wink wink
Both: hahahaha
Jake: that was a great sexual innuendo Dori.
Jake: If only we had a sexual innuendo for that sexual innuendo....o wait, i just mind-fucked myself.

example of mind-fuck masturbation ^

by WetzMeDori May 1, 2009

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