by hasselhoffman February 26, 2009
Get the childo mildo mug.A small town by Commerce Township and Highland. Also known as MILF-town soley because of the name. There are no MILFS. Home of the Milford Mavericks (whatever the hell a maverick is) because apparently their old mascot was racist. Milford Has a creepy shop called the shutter shop that noone will go into. The old man has cats and chases teenagers out with a broom. Stores can never stay open for more than a few months, and O'Callahans and Stucchis have been like 5 different places in the last year. Kids walk around aimlessly with no money and nothing to do. Most popular spot is the Starbucks, the bakery or Milford House. The park is on the other side of Milford where lame-o teenagers "play" on the jungle gym while parents give them evil looks while their 4 year old frolics nearby. Creeper warning at night. Stay out of the woods if you want to live. Theres one "movie theater" with a ridiculous answering machine message. There is a ridiculous amount of hairsalons in a one mile radius (seriously count them.)
And no, Milford is not country... go to Pinkney to see some real hicks.
And no, Milford is not country... go to Pinkney to see some real hicks.
by ROYAL ICING December 28, 2011
Get the Milford michigan mug.1. one who is only attracted to their friends' hot moms. Inspired most notably by the Sean Connery character in SNL celebrity jeopardy, where Connery repeatedly implies he is having sex with Trebek's apparently whorish mother. Coined by Posterson.
2. a term used to describe people obsessed with making jokes about one's mother
2. a term used to describe people obsessed with making jokes about one's mother
Alex: "Man, I had such a rough time today..." (interrupted)
Chris: "Your mom took it rough with me last night!"
Alex: "Man you're so full of it..."
Chris: "Just like your mom was full of my cock!"
Alex: "Wow, what a douche, why don't you go fuck yourself bitch."
Chris: "Well she was going to until I showed up and told that skank to take it."
Alex: "You're such a milfosexual, fuck off."
Chris: "Your mom took it rough with me last night!"
Alex: "Man you're so full of it..."
Chris: "Just like your mom was full of my cock!"
Alex: "Wow, what a douche, why don't you go fuck yourself bitch."
Chris: "Well she was going to until I showed up and told that skank to take it."
Alex: "You're such a milfosexual, fuck off."
by Scotty Con Queso December 21, 2007
Get the milfosexual mug.A town in Massachusetts thats notorious for being full of likely illegal foreigners such as brazilians and ecuadorians.
It did used to have a taco bell, but it got taken away, so now 'bitch' as it has been affectionately nicknamed, is now frequented in franklin instead.
The hockey team sucks, but the rest of the sports are pretty damn good for the most part, especially the girls teams which basically rape anyone that is put in front of them.
Last years trainer is not a rapist.
And despite being full of ecuadorians and smelly disease ridden illegals, milford soccer still sucks, being an exception to the most sports are 'pretty damn good'.
If your family has lived in milford for many years, you automatically have an undeserved sense of entitlement to which you are allowed to circumvent the law, and then create a law fixing the loophole you just exposed.
Also known as Milf-town depending on your level of mental retardation.
It has like 7 Dunkin Donuts, many within a quarter mile of each other
The high school is a concrete coffin in which hopes and dreams go to die in the smoke filled A wing bathrooms.
Mrs. Scrizinski might as well be a man.
This is a town where the head of the teachers union for the town is a teacher whos average AP exam grade for his students was a failing grade.
In addition to the above entry, the AP Chem teacher at one point was a man who a had a stroke once and cant use one side of his body.
It did used to have a taco bell, but it got taken away, so now 'bitch' as it has been affectionately nicknamed, is now frequented in franklin instead.
The hockey team sucks, but the rest of the sports are pretty damn good for the most part, especially the girls teams which basically rape anyone that is put in front of them.
Last years trainer is not a rapist.
And despite being full of ecuadorians and smelly disease ridden illegals, milford soccer still sucks, being an exception to the most sports are 'pretty damn good'.
If your family has lived in milford for many years, you automatically have an undeserved sense of entitlement to which you are allowed to circumvent the law, and then create a law fixing the loophole you just exposed.
Also known as Milf-town depending on your level of mental retardation.
It has like 7 Dunkin Donuts, many within a quarter mile of each other
The high school is a concrete coffin in which hopes and dreams go to die in the smoke filled A wing bathrooms.
Mrs. Scrizinski might as well be a man.
This is a town where the head of the teachers union for the town is a teacher whos average AP exam grade for his students was a failing grade.
In addition to the above entry, the AP Chem teacher at one point was a man who a had a stroke once and cant use one side of his body.
Watch, here in Milford MA, just yell 'immigra' and the whole street'll clear in ten seconds flat.
-Dude, why does he get so much playing time? That other kid is so much better.
-Its because hes the coaches son.
-He doesnt know how to put on a baseball glove.
-I told you, hes the coaches son.
-He just tried to put to ball in his mouth.
-For the third time, hes the coaches son.
-This is high school, thats not even a valid excuse.
-IT IS IN MILFORD
-Hey what else are you taking next year?
-Physics, why?
-Ah shit, thats a waste.
-Why?
-Because you wont learn anything from a teacher who cares more about his outdated calculator than his students.
-Damn.
-Damn RIGHT
-...
-At least he plays guitar
-True
-Hey, who do you have for chem this year?
-Campo, ugh.
-Oh well you're going to get REAL good at mario kart.
-Dude, why does he get so much playing time? That other kid is so much better.
-Its because hes the coaches son.
-He doesnt know how to put on a baseball glove.
-I told you, hes the coaches son.
-He just tried to put to ball in his mouth.
-For the third time, hes the coaches son.
-This is high school, thats not even a valid excuse.
-IT IS IN MILFORD
-Hey what else are you taking next year?
-Physics, why?
-Ah shit, thats a waste.
-Why?
-Because you wont learn anything from a teacher who cares more about his outdated calculator than his students.
-Damn.
-Damn RIGHT
-...
-At least he plays guitar
-True
-Hey, who do you have for chem this year?
-Campo, ugh.
-Oh well you're going to get REAL good at mario kart.
by pinkpants June 3, 2011
Get the Milford MA mug.An attempt to pass off incorrect usage or misspelling of a word or phrase as slang unique to one's own region. Most frequently used when the two people conversing do not live in close proximity to one another.
"You're a real donkie, you know that, Taylor?"
"Donkie? You mean, 'donkey'."
"No, I mean donkie. We say it all the time in Ontario, though I wouldn't expect you to know that."
"Mm. Well, Hannah is from Ontario and she's never used it before."
"Oh yeah? Hannah is from Toronto. We only use it in Scarborough."
"Donkie? You mean, 'donkey'."
"No, I mean donkie. We say it all the time in Ontario, though I wouldn't expect you to know that."
"Mm. Well, Hannah is from Ontario and she's never used it before."
"Oh yeah? Hannah is from Toronto. We only use it in Scarborough."
by RaspberryFoxtrot September 7, 2005
Get the Mildorism mug.A wonderful creature. She is super funny, and always there for you, no matter what. Generally she is short. She is athletic, and good at sports. Popular among the boys, she is what one could consider smokin'. Though she is short, she has many qualities similar to a giraffe. She has one or two, sometimes even three really good friends, but has many friends that aren't so close to her.
by iloveeverything February 13, 2010
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Descriptive term for a deluded predatory internet fraudster with pederastic tendencies.
A "fat sweaty mess" often seen wandering around Stansted Airport utterly convinced he has lured an imaginary Italian nubile to his native country. Will often be dressed in a rancid bumble bee outfit and sporting a man bag full of soiled kleenex and anal beads.
Descriptive term for a deluded predatory internet fraudster with pederastic tendencies.
A "fat sweaty mess" often seen wandering around Stansted Airport utterly convinced he has lured an imaginary Italian nubile to his native country. Will often be dressed in a rancid bumble bee outfit and sporting a man bag full of soiled kleenex and anal beads.
Portuguese Police have asked the public to contact them immediately if anyone fitting Milhouse's description was seen in the area at the time.
"This chatroom is monitored by responsible adults. Anyone behaving like Milhouse will be reported immediately to the appropriate authorities"
"This chatroom is monitored by responsible adults. Anyone behaving like Milhouse will be reported immediately to the appropriate authorities"
by Julia Wright-Trapezi February 11, 2009
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