time for the handyman to meet the milkman

To wank

Bob: Well , its that time again

Lenny: Yup... time for the handyman to meet the milkman

by joweh December 29, 2011

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman

In simple terms, going for a Wank.

Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012

you look like your milkman

A term used to call one's mother a whore

Barry - You look like your milkman
Steve - Wha???
Barry - She is cheap I had a go

by Rvenham April 20, 2014

waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

milkman

The guy who takes such a huge hit of the bong that the whole chamber turns completely white with smoke. Milkman status is usually followed by heavy coughing and tearing eyes.

"Dude, look at that huge hit Ben is taking. He's the milkman."

by blushda1223 September 19, 2011

Milkman curry

When you get spices in your eyes, so your friend has to jack off into your eyes to soothe them.

Damn, I got curry in my eyes again! Don't worry - I'll give you the ole milkman curry. That'll do the trick.

by milkman234 April 20, 2024

milkmans glance

To briefly look over or check on something

"Hey Michael, could you come and have a milkmans glance at this?"

"I just gave Toms project a quick milkmans"

by TheGreatPudding March 22, 2024