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by Markdaspark2 January 17, 2012
by Rvenham March 12, 2014
(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around
response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
by Sexydimma July 19, 2014
by nerdnamedjerry March 16, 2021
Typically a man with a gigantic dinosaur penis that is a male escort or male striptease hired to attend a party pretending to be a milkman.
Bro I just found out Mike is a Naughty Milkman every Friday and Saturday he is sent out to strip at private parties.
by PandasPaw November 10, 2022
A sex act based on an Ethiopian practice where air is blown into a cow's anus in order to trick the cow into thinking it's pregnant, inturn increasing milk production.
Basically it's eating a girl's ass while simultaneously reaching up/round for a go on her tits.
Basically it's eating a girl's ass while simultaneously reaching up/round for a go on her tits.
Girl 1: you won't believe what he did to me last night!
Girl 2: OMG tell me!
Girl 1: The Ethiopian Milkman!! My tits literally pissed the bed by the time he'd finished!!
Girl 2: OMG tell me!
Girl 1: The Ethiopian Milkman!! My tits literally pissed the bed by the time he'd finished!!
by Robbo77 May 31, 2021