by Johnny D-nell April 16, 2008
by Pepe coochie September 07, 2019
Mikey is the type of guy that any girl would get swept off there feet by him. He is sweet,caring,handsome,generous,smart,and loving. He would fight for you and beat someone up for you. He has charm and a way with words that will make you laugh and smile really big. He fits in with everyone and everyone loves him. He has the cutest smile and eyes. One look and you start to feel butterflies and get nervous. He is the best friend anyone could ask for and boyfriend. He protects you and comforts you when your down, also makes jokes to see you smile. He will get in trouble just to talk to you. He is all any girl thinks about because he is so damn cute.
by Crushes November 17, 2018
by dcb42000 November 18, 2010
A person that can be a douche bag sometimes. Usually very muscular.
A Mikey almost always has either a giant cock or a small cock.
Usually a male
P.S. usually uses the word slut and whore. Occasionally will use the word slor.
A Mikey almost always has either a giant cock or a small cock.
Usually a male
P.S. usually uses the word slut and whore. Occasionally will use the word slor.
by ILfdsak June 09, 2011
a cool, awesome, straight guy. but somtimes he acts a little gay. he is absolutely amazing, however it is a proven fact that 94% of all men named mikey have small to average size penis's (5-6 in) . hes not that good in bed. amateur, goes to soon. but romantic none-the-less.
by hedley566 February 04, 2010
Ava= What's was answer to number 3 in the test?
Alicia= I don't know, but why don't you ask Mikey?
Ava= Are you kidding?! Everyone knows he's hopeless!
Mikey= Oi! It's not my fault i'm bad at maths!
Alicia= I don't know, but why don't you ask Mikey?
Ava= Are you kidding?! Everyone knows he's hopeless!
Mikey= Oi! It's not my fault i'm bad at maths!
by Jerry Nom Only September 08, 2008