A part of the male genitalia which requires tweezers and a magnifying glass to see.
Dude, do you need some help finding your micro penis in order to take a piss?
by Mick282 January 18, 2004
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Used in the Pure Pwnage series (www.purepwnage.com), it is a term used to describe the ability using the keyboard and mouse to control multiple RTS units at once, in this case in Command and Conquer:Zero Hour
I just pwned that n00b with my Uber Micro
by darkhen December 22, 2006
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a item of clothing which might aswell not be there.
eugh, there is another. fat legs and the micro skirt on her..... typical charva
by hpfan1 February 27, 2005
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Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 17, 2018
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Tiny ass dick. It's like you never hit puberty. You always hear the question during sex, "Is it in yet." Since it is so small.
Girl:"Is it in yet?"
Guy:"Fuck! I hate micro dick!
by Arthur Kyle 69 January 24, 2009
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A derogotitory term for microsoft's EVIL practice of EARNING MONEY!
by AdamDude January 19, 2004
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When a male’s semen shoots out in a linear fashion and with a massively increased projectile velocity
Person 1: dude she’s the one.

Person 2: how can you be sure?

Person 1: when I jerked off to her, I pulled a micro missile.
by Cuntbag_g September 1, 2019
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