Micro Penis

A part of the male genitalia which requires tweezers and a magnifying glass to see.

Dude, do you need some help finding your micro penis in order to take a piss?

by Mick282 January 18, 2004

Uber Micro

Used in the Pure Pwnage series (www.purepwnage.com), it is a term used to describe the ability using the keyboard and mouse to control multiple RTS units at once, in this case in Command and Conquer:Zero Hour

I just pwned that n00b with my Uber Micro

by darkhen December 27, 2006

Micro Skirt

a item of clothing which might aswell not be there.

eugh, there is another. fat legs and the micro skirt on her..... typical charva

by hpfan1 February 27, 2005

micro marrige

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”

by Thomas Maddocks May 11, 2018

Micro dick

Tiny ass dick. It's like you never hit puberty. You always hear the question during sex, "Is it in yet." Since it is so small.

Girl:"Is it in yet?"
Guy:"Fuck! I hate micro dick!

by Arthur Kyle 69 January 23, 2009

micro$oft

A derogotitory term for microsoft's EVIL practice of EARNING MONEY!

See that strip on www.penny-arcade.com

by AdamDude January 18, 2004

Micro Missile

When a male’s semen shoots out in a linear fashion and with a massively increased projectile velocity

Person 1: dude she’s the one.

Person 2: how can you be sure?

Person 1: when I jerked off to her, I pulled a micro missile.

by Cuntbag_g August 31, 2019