Closet HeteroSexual

A person who refuses to recoginize their heterosexuality

That man is a closet heterosexual

by emax72085 February 2, 2007

meteorsexual

First thought to be a misspelling of metro-sexual; however,
it is now believed this little-used term can mean:

1) Someone whose sexuality involves hot, fiery, brilliant streaks of all-consuming, high-flying acrobatics with an emphasis on the impact. OR,

2) (In-comprehensive to me) Having sex while falling from the sky; as with parachute or in free-fall. <?!>

EXAMPLE 1:
"Melissa is not only a flexible gymnast and championship ballroom dancer, but she's a full-on METEORSEXUAL. I didn't know what livin' was before I met her."

EXAMPLE 2:
"Hey Joe, I heard that group of jumpers (parachutists) you took up yesterday was part of a Meteorsexual Club. Word?"

by Chango Bolamongo October 7, 2006

closet heterosexual

sexual activity with a person of the opposite sex by a gay person who is drunk

David, stop fondling Vicky’s breasts again - you are such a closet heterosexual

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

Heterosexually Hot

Attractive/appealing to members of the other gender

Matthew Morrison isn't gay, I'm a girl and I swear he's so heterosexually hot!!!

by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf November 6, 2010

flaming heterosexual

A heterosexual who is overtly sexual, absorbed, and infatuated with the opposite sex. Girl crazy(Male) Boy crazy(female) The polar opposite of a flaming homosexual. Usually a metrosexual straight man with enough money and idle time to prance around tropical islands and small countries chasing women and any other desires. A more torqued up version of a ladies man.

What a flaming heterosexual, he's got a diffrent girl everyday of the week
George Clooney single in a cocaine psychosis

by jerzeesneed January 1, 2009

happy heterosexual

A straight male who you would swear is really gay.

That hippy seems so gay, but he's been married twice and has 6 kids. I guess he's just a happy heterosexual.

by LeBain December 4, 2007

metrosexual

A man who understands that women do not enjoy a smelly, dirty, nasty, sick, womanizing, egotistical, red-neck and wants to make themself look and feel good. Also understands that you can love having sex with women, and look/smell good at the same time.

Red-necks should take metro-sexuals advice and wash their body more than once a week so they can get a girl with more than one tooth.

by Eric KC D. May 9, 2005