Metro Muslim

A metro muslim is someone who is ‘culturally' muslim. He practices sporadically but he spends more time researching single origin coffee than praying. He takes his Islam for granted because he was raised secular but in a Muslim environment. Like the metrosexual equivalent to the alpha male. The only force that can defeat political or Jihadi Islam is the intellectual force of the MetroMuslim

He is so Metro Muslim that he matches his socks to his prayer mat.

by Suzie Says So October 7, 2014

Meteorologist Anaelle Effect

A special effect that makes it rain buckets for the Houston Rockets. It has proven to be very effective.

The Rockets beat the Nets to go on a 7 game winning streak. The Meteorologist Anaelle Effect made it rain buckets in Houston! They’re going to destroy the mavs now!

by hehe999999 December 9, 2021

unlimited metro

a raunchy gutterslut who you can ride all day and go where ever you'd like for a cheap price (much like the NYC unlimited metro cards)

"suzie is always sleeping with a new boy..she's such an unlimited metro!"

by Travis Urban August 18, 2006

Metroboomin want some more

Metroboomin want some more is a simple word meaning that Metroboomin is ready for his next round of gay anal

Metroboomin want some more nigga!

by Atef Lord February 17, 2021

Cincinnati Meteor Shower

A Cincinnati meteor shower is an antisocial act in which when you take a big sack of shit to the rooftop of a high-story building and then from there you proceed to unload the sack down on an unsuspecting crowd of people, raining the shit down on their heads and causing chaos and humiliation everywhere.

A Cincinnati meteor shower is the most extreme form of a Cincinatti surprise.

The antiwar protestors gasped in horror when they suddenly became the victims of the dreaded Cincinnati Meteor Shower.

by Mark H September 19, 2004

Fuck-o-meter

A device that is used to determine how many fucks someone gives

*The fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*

by The one who gives 0 fucks May 8, 2018

Metro City

The city of Major Mike Haggar
and parts of it are controlled by the Mad Gear Gang.

Final Fight takes place in Metro City.

Metro City is full of thugs and mad guys.

Haggar needs to clean the city every day.

by Bari July 4, 2005