meaning of life

your not going to find it here.

there is no right or wrong answer to the meaning of life. life is what you make it.

by hateitorloveit September 9, 2009

Lemon Meringue Pie

The act of a man cumming inside a woman vaginally, then he continuing to fuck her until the combination of semen and fem juice becomes a white frothing foam. After the foam is made, the man will then proceed to urinate inside of the woman, acting as the lemon filling.

This chick wanted me to cum and piss in her, so we wound up making Lemon Meringue Pie.

by raichupal5 January 11, 2013

Meaning of Life

42.

Not a joke.

Me: What's the meaning of life?
Fred: 42. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Me: I'm serious you piece of soggy cheese!

by 42not69 August 11, 2010

asparagus meaning

an underwater purple cow with neon green stripes and a huge boner that helps it move

Lukas: hey look at that dick!
ryan: thats asparagus meaning

by cool A October 1, 2019

life is meaningless

ah yes, mine too. instead of doing something more important than this, i'm typing this and you're reading this.

fuckeddisshittius: oh damn, life is meaningless smh

by ThatLesbianThatStoleYourGirl September 25, 2019

meaning of life

the reason or purpose for our existence

I asked the guru what was the real meaning of life. He said,"Twenty years with time off for good behavior."

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

Upside-down Merlin

The act in which a male, during 69, ejaculates on his partner's face and then immediately flips her off of his body. He must then immediately grab a handful of glitter (which he had in his hand, pocket, or on the bedside table) and "cast" it into his partner's face. The glitter will adhere to the partner's face, leaving her "under his spell". The male can then, if desired, yell "EXCALIBUR!" at the top of his lungs.

"So how was it with Gabi last night?"

"Oh man, she had no idea, I pulled off the Upside-down Merlin. That bitch is totally under my spell."

by The Wizard of Cock May 18, 2009