Merc

1. A whiny little failtroll who's friends all troll for great justice
2. Fail

1. God, its so much fun to fuck with Merc. He thinks he can actually troll us lolololololol.
2. lolmerc

by willgame4food March 23, 2011

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merc noodle

A male or appendage who cams up in a chat room with his limp dick out and masturbates furiously, but his dick remains flaccid. He then runs off before anyone can really see his shame.

We were having a stimulating political debate when some merc noodle cammed up and derails the conversation.

by ttimechat January 05, 2018

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thirsty merc

A mad Aussie band that is totally unique, has a fresh sound and does Australia proud. They had their first hit "Wasting Time" in 2004, which was followed by the successful "Emancipate Myself", "My Completeness", "Someday Someday" and "In The Summertime".

Album: Thirsty Merc (Self-titled) 2004

Lead singer: Has awesome curly hair

by princess April 21, 2005

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KG MERC

Some roblox nigga who got more talent than most famous rappers.

Person 1: "Aye you heard that KG Merc?"
Person 2" Oh that roblox nigga? Yuh."

by rice the pink sniper jesus July 25, 2018

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merc set

Often considered a video game term, merc set can be used in a number of ways. It usually describes when an individual gets flat out owned and or dominated in a social event.

"Ok guys, there is a whole mess of dudes on the other side of this wall... And we're running low on ammo. Any suggestions?"

"I got this. LEEEEERRROOOOOYYYY JEEEENKKKIIINSSS!"

"Dude you freakin merc set those dudes!"

by Punter, the awesome November 12, 2009

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