Bodak Moments

When you’re watching a sick vid and want to take a picture so you wait for that perfect moment and try to time the lag of the screenshot on your phone with the right timing of the video.

Dude 1: Aw.. This vid is sick. I wanna get a screenshot of the part where Ace Ventura is reborn by a Rhino.

Dude 2: Bodak Moments

by theperfectscreenshot November 10, 2018

Sacramento Memento

The act of shitting on someone's chest and taking their fucking wallet.

That fool kept on running his mouth, so I gave him a Sacramento Memento.

by ProZach4Life December 5, 2011

Malteser Moments

When a brunette has a blond moment. For example being Brunett on the outside blond on the inside like a Malteser.

OMG I Just had such a Malteser Moments

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by gingeesmith December 7, 2010

canadian heritage moments

Historical shorts whose goal is to make Canadian history as boring, lame, and respectable as possible. The actors appear to be given about 35 seconds to rehearse the script, which usually appears to have been written in about four minutes (by a friend of the producer's). They are the quintessential product of upper-class Canadian culture -- a condescending attempt to interest the proles in "their" history.

"Oh, you crazy Canadian kids!" is an actual line from a Canadian Heritage Moment.

by Papa B-16 May 10, 2005

Mement

A moment shared by two or more individuals wherein a sudden mutual bond is shared around a possibly obscure meme. Often experienced when two folks from an online community meet by chance where each has a similar memetic reaction to the surroundings, conversation or scenario they find themselves in.

My instructor says in a faked sophisticated Mexican accent, "I don't always pass a student that rarely shows up." I quickly interupted, "but when I do, it's with a 'D-'." Suddenly, we realized we'd shared a mement.

by kilsek November 16, 2011

surprise gay moments

When you begin to come midst a special movie, the camera swaps to the single scene of the sweaty guy's mush, wearing an expression of jizztasticness that only makes the moment more disappointing as he grunts. You've shared a surprise gay moment.

This adult movie may contain surprise gay moments

by Gay surprise May 7, 2011

'Oh My God!!!' moments

Whenever your girlfriend has a problem that you don't know about- like when she's crying for no reason and you can't stop her- your mind just blanks. Then you scream 'Oh my god!!!', and run away in terror because you don't know what to do. At all.

Girl: (crying softly) sniffle...
Guy: (looks at her in shock) Oh my god!!! (runs away screaming)
Girl: (looks up, still crying) Oh great- he still suffers from 'Oh My God!!!' moments...

by death to justin bieber February 22, 2011