Melt

When you shit it when someone of authority asks you a question if you've done something wrong and you get scared and brick it under the pressure and tell them everything.

Police: So where do you live
Kid: i haven't done nothing wrong please dont arrest me!
Police: all i'm doing is taking down your details don't worry sheesh
Kid 2: ahahaa no you fucking melt!

by KripsKid :P April 16, 2010

melted

Tired, out of it, exhausted, overly lethargic, or otherwise not mentally or physically energized.

"Dude, I'm so melted."
"I'm melted...can't make it out tonight. I'm just going to pass out."

by T.M.F.R. June 18, 2007

melting

A roleplaying game internet term used to describe a person who gains many experience points in such a small amount of time.

I've been melting for only 2 days and I've gained 13 million experience points!

by Alex Moosetafio June 17, 2008

Melt

Verb: To sit, chill out, calm down. Noun: a chair, a seat, a couch, anything you can sit on may be referred to as a melt. Scottish slang. Contrary to popular beiliefs, melts can actually be played as a musical instrument by turning it upside down and hitting the legs with a wooden stick. This is commonly done in the streets of Warsaw and a person who does this is called a meltist

'just you melt.' 'this chair is a pure heavy melt man'

by -Kee- June 7, 2009

melting

melting is when you rant but in an emotional and soft way, like talking about your boyfriend who makes you happy to your friends.

me: guys i'm sorry for melting on you but i love my boyfriend so so so much he's too kind and he cares so much for me and his mom told me how much he talks about me and-

friends: dude that's cute but stop melting geez

by pavwin November 29, 2018

Melt

A short guitar player who has no bollocks to back him up when his big mouth gets him anywhere useful in life

George drove all the girls to and from the cabana in his Peugeot whip, but didn't fuck any of them when he got there.

What an absolute fucking melt bruv

by SpritulTreznei May 18, 2021

Melt

An extra sexy guy usually taller then average.

Have you seen that guy over there, he’s extra sexy and extremely tall ?

Yes that’s joe he’s a melt

by Edwardnoncehands January 11, 2021