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Melonlord 

Melonlord is the most powerful being of all time, who has the ability to chuck flaming rocks at people, but instead spends her time on Discord because Melonlord no longer has a life. But shhhh!!! Don't let them know that.

Anyway, Melonlord loves popcorn and tea, and ships kataang. But most importantly, she is not Toph, she is Melonlord, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(No Melonlord did not make this, why would you ever think such a thing)
Dude 1: Ayo bro, is that Toph?
Dude 2: Nah bro, I think that's Melonlord.

Melonlord: I am not Toph, I am MELONLORD, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Fangirls: We love Melonlord!!!
Melonlord by NOT MELONLORD February 2, 2021
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Sweet melons 

Melons that by definition are sweet. In fact said melons are considerably large and voluptuous. These "melons" are the best around, specifically belonging to beautiful women. They are the finest of all melons... Very commonly found in South American and Latinos.
Jim: look at that chick
Ty: what about her?
Jim: she's got sweet melons!
Ty: (looks her up and down) yes, indeed....
Sweet melons by Tman172 May 5, 2013
big boobs
I got big melons, they are 38DD.
melons by Stacy February 10, 2004

Mudshark Melody 

A Mudshark Melody is simply a cheap rap/r&b song that is played on the radio and attracts many jersey tugging white women. For some reason, by creating cheap songs and hitting particular off-notes, coupled with the common 4/4 beat, white women get all hot and bothered when they hear these songs.

The word mudshark refers to women who are on the hunt for some dark chocolate, no matter what dark chocolate it is, they want some.

Melody meaning a succession of tones or notes. In this case, cheap rappers make it easy to remember for mentally impaired audiences (aka mudsharks).
Example 1: The casual response.

Boy 1: Dammmmnnn, did you just hear that new Chris Brown song? Girls love him even though he hits his girlfriend.

Boy 2: It must be one of those Mudshark Melodies.

Example 2: Confronting the Mudshark.

Mudshark: That new Soulja Boy/Trey Songz duo is hot.

Boy 1: Why is that? Sounds like another Mudshark Melody.

Mudshark: They are the best rappers alive! Their songs are soooo deep and intimate.

Boy 1: How about you go wash that mud off and go listen to some real music.

Mudshark: You don't know shit!

Boy 1: How about you go tug on some more jerseys and show up at some more football parties?

Mudshark: I don't swim in the mud all the time.

Boy 1: Of course you do, you mud tossen ho! Now turn off that radio before I chum dis water and catch your shark ass myself.
Mudshark Melody by MadRSL July 27, 2009
Melany: she is known for her kindness she likes to make people smile and she likes to help out when sad comes around she is funny she is a weird person to in a good way
Melany: is so kind
Melany by Smtd September 30, 2018
Melany might look intimidating at first, since she has this look in her eyes that makes you think that she would judge you, but when u get to know Melany better you’ll realize that were right somehow she’s a little bit judgmental but with the biggest heart you’ve seen. Melany is pretty sociable but just with the right people, Melany would never loose an argument NEVER. Melany always finds out the way to get what she wants no matter what .
I can’t believe Melany actually likes me.
Melany by The truth239 November 22, 2021

Mermaid Melody 

A japanese anime based on singing mermaid princesses who can turn into humans with magic pearls that turn into microphones livng in a city by the beach. It starts with Luchia, the pink pearl princess. She then finds Hanon, the aquamarine pearl princess, and so on. Their enemies are the dark lovers. They work for a man named Gaito, who looks strangely similar to Kaito, Luchia's crush. Some can control elements, and others can cause strange weather. After a while, the show introduces the Black Beauty Sisters, Sheshe and Mimi, who can sing also. Luchia, Hanon, and their new companion, Lina, get new songs through out the series by Aqua Regina, the Goddess of the Sea. In the end, Gaito's castle falls to an abyss at the bottom of the sea, followed by Gaito and the Dark Lovers. Sadly, there is no english version of this.
The new Mermaid Melody episode is coming on soon. I can't wait!