Meatless Monday

The refusal to participate in any form of "meat-play", including, but not limited to, meat-jobs, meat-waxing, and meat-lathering. Coined by animal rights activists in an effort to protect the rare antelope breed known as the Dik-Dik. (look that up)

-wanna go lather some meat with me?
-I wish i could, but i am abstaining from any meat-play because it is meatless monday

by ibwild December 11, 2010

table matress

A matress for a table that sits on two ends with one part sticking out of te side

Get yo' dang table matress off of Cletus!

by bubblesofmassdestruction February 3, 2005

Matress Terror

Fear of one's matress

You might be suffering from matress terror if it tries to eat you during the night.

Be sure to take good care of your matress....or else!

by Crazy Word Bitch September 18, 2009

meatless boner

Meatless boner: a female vegetarian who likes a big male erection (aka a boner) to ride.

Meatless boner: As the saying goes 'female vegetarians, they don't like the meat but they sure like the bone!'

by benapisbrox February 29, 2012

matressmony

1. Both a physical description of the place of sex and the sound it creates 2. The promise to have and to hold as long as you both shall last

1. Bianca and I are making that matressmony
2. We screw nonstop, we're in total matressmony

by I.P. Knightly February 7, 2015

mearesy

The act of losing all sanity, caution, and intuition and becoming more resilient, unbelievable, and enigmatic in the process

"Last night I passed out on a random person's porch and a cop found me. Luckily he just drove me home. It was mearesy as shit"

by Meares June 17, 2015

meatless sandwich (a.k.a. vagatarian sandwich)

A lesbian three-way orgy

Sally, Brenda and Janet were involved in a meatless sandwich (a.k.a. vagatarian sandwich).

by WCMC in Cincinnati September 2, 2016