It was a McMuffin Nut
by jPinguino777 September 20, 2023
When two people who don't have an STD have a threesome with a person who does have an STD; the infected participant is the patty and the two non-infected participants are the buns in said Saucy McMuffin.
Paul: "You do know that she has chlamydia right?"
Will: "Well shit, looks like Steve and I were the buns in a Saucy McMuffin."
Paul: "Yeah, you two were super drunk last night. You should probably get tested. There's a clinic over on Hillside."
Will: "You're right, it's probably for the best. I'll text Steve too."
Will: "Well shit, looks like Steve and I were the buns in a Saucy McMuffin."
Paul: "Yeah, you two were super drunk last night. You should probably get tested. There's a clinic over on Hillside."
Will: "You're right, it's probably for the best. I'll text Steve too."
by anon72298 December 10, 2013
by alecwind June 26, 2021
by Fagitron69 August 04, 2017
When you and your bro are Eiffel Towering a girl, then switch places after you nut, and proceed to eat the others crème pie ;)
by My_snake_is_solid42069 May 12, 2023
A sex position where surstromming is smeared in between one persons butt checks and the other person proceeds to eat it out of their ass.
Sean: 'What am I gonna do with all this surstromming, it's about to go off.'
Jake: 'Why don't we do a Swedish McMuffin?'
Sean: 'Ooooh yeah, Let's go.'
Jake: 'Why don't we do a Swedish McMuffin?'
Sean: 'Ooooh yeah, Let's go.'
by McDonald's® Sweden May 13, 2020
Two heated mug warmers, one slathered in Vaseline, pressed around a penis and rubbed vigorously in a back-and-forth motion.
Why would anyone buy a mug warmer?
Because they already own one mug warmer, covered it in Vaseline, and want to make a Dick McMuffin!
Because they already own one mug warmer, covered it in Vaseline, and want to make a Dick McMuffin!
by MrXYZ123 September 11, 2021