maxxed

in terms of food, to eat all of it, mostly to do with food that comes in large quanties

Joe: I just bought that big bag of chips today.
John: Yeah dawg I maxxed on that bag in like 5 minutes

by Dez Warren January 7, 2008

Almost Min-maxed

When something is made to be almost perfect, with a minor adjustment or change.

The paladin you built in our campaign was almost min-maxed!

by Rectummasher November 7, 2020

matted

weird, strange, so odd that's it's hard to believe.

- Did you see that crazy ass dude?
- Yeah, that was matted.

by C - Weezy May 13, 2005

Matted

The act of publicly asking a stranger for their number.

"Dude someone just matted me!"
"Did you give them your number?"
"Hell no!"

(Also can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb)

by shinygolden god December 2, 2010

mated fart

Noun. A specific type of person consisting mostly of hot air and gas constantly seeking connection to others via a gaseous mating process. Not to be confused with meaty fart.

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."

by Beastybeast1991991 May 26, 2017

Matted

To expand to other occupied or unoccupied desks around an office space.

I was out yesterday and when I came back this morning, my desk was matted; shipping and manufacturing equipment was all over it. I hate it.

by mj2018 November 20, 2018

Matted

To fuck something up despite best intentions

Wow! He really matted that pint-it’s basically all head.

by Also your mum January 31, 2019