Someone who uses an elevator at all costs. Comes from the root words master, (someone skilled at something), and vator (the root of elevator).
Since I became a senior I haven't been able to stop mastervating.
I am such a mastervator, I waited 10 minutes to go up and down. Even though the stairs were open, I couldn't help myself.
I am such a mastervator, I waited 10 minutes to go up and down. Even though the stairs were open, I couldn't help myself.
by tokyorising September 15, 2010
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"You have a date last night?" "No, I was a masterbeater"
" Man! You gotta train good to beat those masterbeaters!"
" Man! You gotta train good to beat those masterbeaters!"
by Da Running man October 29, 2011
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Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.
by Grim January 20, 2005
Get the masterbater mug.he who masturbates in a more majestic fashion than the rest of them. he is a king of masturbation and all the masterbaters ever existed... from 10 b.c he had the crown.
by 4 niggas blazed up July 14, 2011
Get the masterbater king mug.A masterbate text is a text message sent out in the moments leading to a masterbation session. The text is sent in hopes of a quick response potentially leading to intercourse rather than self pleasure. If the recipient does not respond in a short period of time, it is acceptable to continue with the original plan to masterbate. This rarely works but is something worth trying on select occasions.
It was tuesday night and I was about to go to bed but I thought I'd masterbate before hand. I decided to send out a few masterbate texts to test the waters. I didn't receive an acceptable response within 45 seconds so I proceeded to masterbate.
by masterbatexter December 27, 2009
Get the masterbate text mug.Why is bill sleeping so sound? Did he rock himself to sleep, again by mastering that dam wood.
Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?
Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.
Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?
Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.
by blackwaterray April 22, 2011
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I got cut from the basketball team last night, so i masterhated till my dick was raw... i feel very at peace now.
by kcaz411 October 6, 2011
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