A lot of unathletic, rich white kids. Majority of them are going to be pitchers. The rest are Single - A shortstops.
"Welcome to the majors kid. Where are you from?"
"Springfield."
"Which one retard?"
"Massachusetts."
"Fucking Massachusetts baseball..."
"What?"
"Are you a pitcher?"
"Nope, shortstop."
...
"Lord, give my new friend and I the strength to see that he plays at least once this year. And if he does, don't make me go blind."
"Springfield."
"Which one retard?"
"Massachusetts."
"Fucking Massachusetts baseball..."
"What?"
"Are you a pitcher?"
"Nope, shortstop."
...
"Lord, give my new friend and I the strength to see that he plays at least once this year. And if he does, don't make me go blind."
by CeltsIn42018 August 24, 2017
A town where literally nothing happens. Everyone's on drugs, but hey, we invented soda cans!
The only good thing in the town is the Dunkin Donuts.
The only good thing in the town is the Dunkin Donuts.
Guy 1: Dude, I can't wait to move to Millis Massachusetts! So many drug dealers there.
Guy 2: Where?
Guy 2: Where?
by ThatDudeBoiGuyStarNerd September 24, 2018
A moderately big town with a small-town mentality. Awash with stoners, fake ghetto people, scene kids, and the occasional nerd. You want to go get stoned? Onset's the place for you. Party till midnight? Shang's where it's at. Wareham is right before the Cape, so all the lovely (stupid) tourists drive right through. Most kids at the middle/high schools seem to think it's their God-given right to mouth off, while the rest of us wonder why their parent's didn't use a condom. Never move here. You won't be able to claw your way out.
Middle Schooler: I'm so quetto with my 394393 inbred cousins and my lack of spelling skills AND I GOT SWAG.
Normal Person: Shoot me. With a gun. In the head. Anything to get away from Wareham, Massachusetts.
Normal Person: Shoot me. With a gun. In the head. Anything to get away from Wareham, Massachusetts.
by I hate it here. January 6, 2011
Boxborough, Ma is the epitimy of nothing and everything boring in the world. No exaggerations at all. There is nothing to do there but hike endless repetitive trails or go to have the worst pizza of all time at Bravo Pizza. The People that live there usually have a giant 10 inch stick up there ass except for a small group.
The question is if this town is so terrible why has anyone even lived here? Parents with young kids move here in search of a nice suburban town with an excellent school system. Which for the most part is true except when the kids head off to RJG Jr High where they join kids in acton (the neighboring town) for two years until they go down the road to the hell hole of the regional high school. Here every kid is mentally raped and is told only two things: sports and school are what matter. Which again for the most part is true but there is so much more to life. The daily life of a kid here is just being told you aren't good enough over and over and over again. It slowly gets chiseled into their head until one day they end it all. For what? For some stupid fucking school in the middle of nowhere that literally means nothing to anyone. Why are the kids told they aren't good enough?
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The question is if this town is so terrible why has anyone even lived here? Parents with young kids move here in search of a nice suburban town with an excellent school system. Which for the most part is true except when the kids head off to RJG Jr High where they join kids in acton (the neighboring town) for two years until they go down the road to the hell hole of the regional high school. Here every kid is mentally raped and is told only two things: sports and school are what matter. Which again for the most part is true but there is so much more to life. The daily life of a kid here is just being told you aren't good enough over and over and over again. It slowly gets chiseled into their head until one day they end it all. For what? For some stupid fucking school in the middle of nowhere that literally means nothing to anyone. Why are the kids told they aren't good enough?
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by JustAKidFromBoxborough July 28, 2017
A place full of boomers, and depressed teenagers that can either go to the waterfront and do nothing, or go to smoke weed. It is surrounded by Carver, Kingston, and some other towns that all consist of angry boomers and kids that either smoke weed, or have a lame life.
by Backblast October 24, 2012
When during intercourse, right before the girl climaxes, you whip out a straw and put it into her vagina. Once the straw is tightly shoved in, you start masturbating until you can perform a "money shot" into the straw, which funnels down into her vagina.
"Yo dawg, I got a ho and plastic straw from McDonalds! What should I do?"
"Try out a Massachusetts Slurpee, homie."
"Try out a Massachusetts Slurpee, homie."
by B.J. Summers January 28, 2015