Blind Marlin

When a girl is giving you head, you pull it out and shoot it in her eyes and curl your finger into a hook and drag her by her mouth.

Guy #1 did you do anything funny on your honeymoon?
Guy #2 yeah i gave her the blind marlin

by dudeguy511 August 2, 2009

Blue Marlin

During the act of doggy-style sex, one dons a sailor's hat and places a cigar in his mouth without the notice of his female partner. Then, signaling to his friend to come out from hiding with a camera, he places his penis in the female's asshole and when she jerks up in surprise, he sticks his finger in her mouth like a hook to display his wriggling catch for the photographer.

I blue marlined that hooker last night.

by WilmaJ December 23, 2009

Marlin Puss

noun. : A wet dirty hairy pussy that claims the aroma of a large game fish, such as a saltwater Marlin. Some Marlin Pussy may even have grown horn-like tentacles much like a nose.

"Wow I can smell that girls Marlin Puss from across the room, it's making my eyes water."

"I was going down on Julia when my tongue had suddenly wrapped around a long horn-like object, i said HOT DAMN THATS SOME STANK MARLIN PUSS!"

by Muggzy Main & Tito May 22, 2006

Marlies

A Marlies is the sweetest, prettiest girl you’ll ever meet.
They are always kind and honest.

And yet most Marlies’s are very funny.
If you ever find one never let her go!

John: yo bro, did you saw that pretty girl too that walked by?
Mike: yeah dude, she is such a Marlies

by Bleepbloopbleepbleep April 15, 2020

Marlies

1: Girl's name from Germany

Also a Canadian hockey team

1: Marlies is really chill

2: Imma go see The Marlies play tonight.

by no le se July 13, 2020

Slippery Marlin

Hung by the feet from a structure in a foreign country and a person of the same sex throat fucks you. (Girl on girl requires a strap on) popular among older out of college spring breakers or work trip people.

Did you hear about the annual sales trip?!? John slippery marlin’d with Mike. HR is loving it.

Jane purple slippery marlin’d jane.

Why is it called purple slippery marlin?
Color of the strap on.

by Trevor1983 April 13, 2019

tyrell martinson

an underrated content creator who deserves the whole world

is also known as a blondeslut mwah

"have you seen tyrell martinson's new video? i love him so much!"

by tyrellsredbull April 10, 2020