Marks and Spencer is a British upmarket supermarket chain, famous for its "Food Porn" adverts on TV, all of which have the opening line: "This isn't just...".
Also known as "M an' S", "Marks and Sparks", "Sparksy's" and "Mark's".
Also known as "M an' S", "Marks and Sparks", "Sparksy's" and "Mark's".
Marks and Spencer "M&S" Food Porn Advert: This isn't just sausages and mash, this is creamy, light-whipped, golden, fluffy mash King Edward potatoes with succulent, grilled, chipolata sausages from British farms with an oozing rich gravy sauce.
Viewer: wtf?
Viewer: wtf?
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A sexual joke in which one man jams his penis in to the hands, torso, and legs of their partner, making exagerated rebound movements, before finally penetrating into their hole. Best done unexpectadly as to infuriate them.
Named for Florida Panthers goaltender Jacob Markstrom, who though skillful at blocking, has weak rebound control leaving himself open to be scored on after multiple blocks.
Named for Florida Panthers goaltender Jacob Markstrom, who though skillful at blocking, has weak rebound control leaving himself open to be scored on after multiple blocks.
by Dragonblade629-LostBet April 17, 2013
Get the Markstrom mug.Abrasions, usually located about the face, resulting from contact with the zipper of another's pants. Often caused by one's impatience to give one's partner a "hummer."
Q: Hey, how did Lauren get those scratches on her face?
A: She says they're from her friend's cat, but I think they're zipper marks! Have you seen her new boyfriend? He's hot!
A: She says they're from her friend's cat, but I think they're zipper marks! Have you seen her new boyfriend? He's hot!
by pm December 4, 2003
Get the Zipper Marks mug.Patty left some weird throat marks on my penis after deepthroating me, I'm pretty sure she was having acid reflux problems from the loss of skin on my dick.
by Kevin Wolfe February 20, 2017
Get the throat marks mug.Definition: Punctuation marks used to specifically focus attention on a specific item, thought, or action that can then encompass a wide variety of convenient, and often different, definitions at a later date.
Donald Trump used trumptation marks on the words "wire tapping" in a recent tweet yet everyone is questioning his meaning. If you use trumptation marks on the word "automobile" you can at a later date define it to mean "anything with wheels".
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Get the trumptation marks mug.Stretch marks Look likes scars/or veins,
When they first appear they are red and purple and can be engraved indented, stretch marks will fade out with time,
They are Caused from pregnancy/with sudden growth sperts and when repid weight loss Or gain occurs, basically they appear when there is not enough skin, or to much skin, for your weight!
Stretch marks are like scars in the respect that they will never completely disappear,
Things like bio-oil and coco nut oil do help fade them,
The only stretch marks that can be removed are the ones on the stomach, They can be removed with a tummy tuck,
The ones on your breats can be removed with a breast reduction or breast lift/ and on the ones on arms may me amendable, but will leave severe scaring from the operation
When they first appear they are red and purple and can be engraved indented, stretch marks will fade out with time,
They are Caused from pregnancy/with sudden growth sperts and when repid weight loss Or gain occurs, basically they appear when there is not enough skin, or to much skin, for your weight!
Stretch marks are like scars in the respect that they will never completely disappear,
Things like bio-oil and coco nut oil do help fade them,
The only stretch marks that can be removed are the ones on the stomach, They can be removed with a tummy tuck,
The ones on your breats can be removed with a breast reduction or breast lift/ and on the ones on arms may me amendable, but will leave severe scaring from the operation
Stretch marks can appear - On the abdominal/ hips / behind the knees/ on arms/ ass and breats!
Also if you are a normal weight and havent had a sudden change in body shape or anything, see your dr and ask for a blood test to make sure your stretch marks arent appearing because of something to do with your hormons,
Go to the dr now befor you get anymore
To all the women out there Don't worry they do fade!!!
Also if you are a normal weight and havent had a sudden change in body shape or anything, see your dr and ask for a blood test to make sure your stretch marks arent appearing because of something to do with your hormons,
Go to the dr now befor you get anymore
To all the women out there Don't worry they do fade!!!
by Dr May 5, 2004
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