duke marmalade

When you go duke and it has the viscosity of warm jelly.

Dude, after my gallbladder surgery it took me a year to make a solid turd. Every day it was a fresh vat of duke marmalade coming down the pike.

by Mike In Woodstock January 11, 2009

Mafalda Sofia Mendonça de Castro

Mafalda is the best best friend one could ever have.
Mafalda is THE sweetestest and most caring-est in the world, and is always available for anyone who needs her.
Mafalda loves beagles and grão-de-bico. Although she smells of cocó, her kind-nature and pure heart make it worth it to stick with.
She is basically the portuguese Shakira and is widely known for her sass. DON'T MESS WITH THIS BIATX GURLL, SHE SLAYYY

Who runs the world?
Mafalda Sofia Mendonça de Castro, whenever, wherever.

by crisbeautzyabestfrend April 8, 2018

marmalade

1. A jellylike preserve in which small pieces of fruit and fruit rind, as of oranges or lemons, are suspended

2. A method for banging a slimmie in the ass.

What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock in a girls ass.

by Anfron December 9, 2008

Anal Marmalading

To gather anal fluids over the course of time by fingering and fisting your partner's ass, eventually filling a jar which can then be used as a conserve to accompany toast on a Sunday morning's breakfast.

My girlfriend always loved a good anal marmalading, although the end product did taste a bit tangy for her liking.

by Sui generis DS January 22, 2011

Maral

A girl with beautiful eyes

She is a Maral

by Psedonymous boch December 14, 2021

Maral

She is a Turkish or Iranian beautiful,pretty,smart,intelligent girl;also she is the sexiest girl that you have ever seen.
Maral also means good,great, excellent.

She is maral.
Look at that girl; she is a maral like her name.

by Mersana December 17, 2021

Marfart

When you fart so loud it makes your dick vibrate.

*fart* wow that was a Marfart, that was better than a vibrater!

by Ian in Bed January 29, 2015