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Mansur

by Nubnoob9 February 14, 2023
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Mansburg Cheese

A secretion found between the penis and foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora, often a result of loose hygienic morals or overuse of the sexual member.
"Excuse me, I must refuse your request for fellatio due to the over abundance of Mansburg Cheese exhibited in your pubic area. Perhaps we may put this offer back on the table after a satisfactory cleansing"
by Sarah VanSoden January 11, 2008
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manpourri

the aromatic lingering of bacon after cooking
hey bob, i really like manpourri you are using. what is that? maple?
by snufalupagus May 15, 2009
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mansturbate

when you a bate a man into a forest while not wearing any clothes
Person 1: Did you see all the men come out of the forest this morning?
Person 2: Oh, I was in the mood. I had to mansturbate last night.
by Mololo October 25, 2010
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mansturation

When men get into a bad mood, become temperamental and experience hormone fluctuations due to a build up of semen from a lack of sex.

Not to be confused with the female, 'menstruation' that occurs monthly but also results in mood swings that manifest namely in shitting on the male partner.
Sameera: 'Rajesh, what is your problem? You have been snapping at me all day. First your tea is too hot, then your ice cream is too cold. What is UP with you?'

Rajesh: 'Vell, maybe if you took the time to notice you'd see that I've been washing all the tea spoons recently that you've used and you've not said thank you once, then maybe i'd feel better!'

Sameera: 'Jesus, just because we've not done it for a while, doesn't mean you can take out your mansturation moods on me! Now sit down and let's fuck quick before you hurt yourself.'
by hussaincurrimbhoy April 24, 2011
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Mansoura

A caring friend that is smart and someone you can talk to. But they are obsessed with boys beginning with M or N. She is a kind person but is often too hungover about boys, often DMing them on Instagram or asking a friend to.
Hey I need to talk to someone.
Talk to Mansoura
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mansoup

To mansoup you will need: yourself, atleast one other man and a hot tub. You and the other man must ejaculate into the hot tub and then swim around in it to make sure it mixes in well
Me and billy had a mansoup
billy had a small willy
by bezoo December 27, 2007
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