The phrase used to describe when a woman's hand guides the male genitals into the "goal", named after the infamous Diego Maradona goal, whereby he punched the ball into the net and said afterwards it was the "hand of god", in the 1986 World Cup match between Argentina and England.
by JohnnyTee June 16, 2008
The process of duct taping a Four Loko to each hand then cannot remove the duct tape until you finish each Four Loko. Similar to the popular drinking game "Edward 40 Hands."
Want to play Edward 40 Hands? Nah man, Let's do Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos, I'm trying to get hammered!
by BathTubBoy July 28, 2020
by workers_in_vegas March 03, 2014
Term referring to the film Manos: The Hands of Fate, a film generally regarded as one of the worst ever made. The phrase is used in regards to something really unfortunate happening to a person.
Dude, that chick you just made out with is a man. You just got Manosed.
I'm sorry your car was vandalized in the church parking lot. Just goes to show you can never tell when you're going to get Manosed.
I'm sorry your car was vandalized in the church parking lot. Just goes to show you can never tell when you're going to get Manosed.
by jmoney1776 March 03, 2009
The literal meaning being: Kiss The Hand.
The meaning: Bless me
You usually hear this from family members when they see you after a while.
How to respond: Ción (Enter Family Member)
Ción: The Short for Bendición
After you say "Ción, (Family member), They will reply with "Díos Te Bendiga."
This means : God bless you.
The meaning: Bless me
You usually hear this from family members when they see you after a while.
How to respond: Ción (Enter Family Member)
Ción: The Short for Bendición
After you say "Ción, (Family member), They will reply with "Díos Te Bendiga."
This means : God bless you.
by 5starr5656 July 31, 2023
Literally it means Mano's calculator. It's a computational scientist, which is a person, named Mikael, skilled in scientific computing. This kind of person is usually a scientist, a statistician, an applied mathematician, or an engineer who applies high-performance computing and sometimes cloud computing in different ways to advance the state-of-the-art in their respective applied disciplines; physics, chemistry, social sciences and so forth.
by mh73 March 29, 2021
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