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Mano De Dios

The phrase used to describe when a woman's hand guides the male genitals into the "goal", named after the infamous Diego Maradona goal, whereby he punched the ball into the net and said afterwards it was the "hand of god", in the 1986 World Cup match between Argentina and England.
"As they had never before been together, Wanda gently showed Pedro the mano de dios."
by JohnnyTee June 16, 2008
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Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos

The process of duct taping a Four Loko to each hand then cannot remove the duct tape until you finish each Four Loko. Similar to the popular drinking game "Edward 40 Hands."
Want to play Edward 40 Hands? Nah man, Let's do Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos, I'm trying to get hammered!
by BathTubBoy July 27, 2020
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Manosing

The act of making the noise of a walrus raping Chewbacca.
"What was that painful noise?" "oh that was just someone manosing..."
by workers_in_vegas March 12, 2014
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Manosed

Term referring to the film Manos: The Hands of Fate, a film generally regarded as one of the worst ever made. The phrase is used in regards to something really unfortunate happening to a person.
Dude, that chick you just made out with is a man. You just got Manosed.

I'm sorry your car was vandalized in the church parking lot. Just goes to show you can never tell when you're going to get Manosed.
by jmoney1776 March 2, 2009
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mano-a-machino

An expression you use when talking about a fight between a man and a machine. It is constructed on the expression "mano a mano".
The whole war comes down to a mano-a-machino confrontation between Neo and Agent Smith.
by Chirristra February 11, 2010
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manoe

A man's canoe, typically very ugly and unappealing to women.
Man: "Hey, come check out my manoe. I just finished spray-painting it camoflauge. That way fish won't see it as good. Isn't she a beauty?"

Woman: "At first I was feeling really excited abut our date because I knew he had a pickup truck, but when he pulled up with his manoe on top I ran back inside."
by Snozona February 19, 2014
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mano

did you see that mano eat that banana
by kellyondeck March 4, 2019
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