The phrase used to describe when a woman's hand guides the male genitals into the "goal", named after the infamous Diego Maradona goal, whereby he punched the ball into the net and said afterwards it was the "hand of god", in the 1986 World Cup match between Argentina and England.
by JohnnyTee June 16, 2008
Get the Mano De Diosmug. The process of duct taping a Four Loko to each hand then cannot remove the duct tape until you finish each Four Loko. Similar to the popular drinking game "Edward 40 Hands."
Want to play Edward 40 Hands? Nah man, Let's do Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos, I'm trying to get hammered!
by BathTubBoy July 27, 2020
Get the Ochos Lokos Carlos Manosmug. by workers_in_vegas March 12, 2014
Get the Manosingmug. Term referring to the film Manos: The Hands of Fate, a film generally regarded as one of the worst ever made. The phrase is used in regards to something really unfortunate happening to a person.
Dude, that chick you just made out with is a man. You just got Manosed.
I'm sorry your car was vandalized in the church parking lot. Just goes to show you can never tell when you're going to get Manosed.
I'm sorry your car was vandalized in the church parking lot. Just goes to show you can never tell when you're going to get Manosed.
by jmoney1776 March 2, 2009
Get the Manosedmug. by lekkerbigdickboy November 25, 2021
Get the Manomug. Derived from the Thai word มโน pronounced as ma-no which has the meaning of auto-assuming. This applies to auto-assuming ideas and situations using own's opinion and no external calibrated inputs. In certain case within a relationship it can be categorised as the 'over-thinker'. Most ma-no cases leads to own self psychologically conjuring and simulating events of negative notions that leads to fear and anger. Where that fear and anger eventually leads own self to the dark side.
*Girlfriend calls*
Girlfriend: hey darling what time are you coming home?
Boyfriend: hi darling, I'm going out with the boys tonight might be home around midnight.
Girlfriend: Ok see you.
*at 1am*
Girlfriend systematically bombards text to the missing boyfriend and manorism kicks in.
Girlfriend ma-no-ing: He's probably with some girl dancing. No he might have gone to a random girl's place. Why is he not calling back and it's passed midnight. He's surely out dancing, intoxicated with some random girl. He's surely staring at some girl right now in Robinson College Ent.
*Boyfriend waiting for his burger takeaway with no battery*
He will surely suffer from his girlfriend's manorism the next morning.
Girlfriend: hey darling what time are you coming home?
Boyfriend: hi darling, I'm going out with the boys tonight might be home around midnight.
Girlfriend: Ok see you.
*at 1am*
Girlfriend systematically bombards text to the missing boyfriend and manorism kicks in.
Girlfriend ma-no-ing: He's probably with some girl dancing. No he might have gone to a random girl's place. Why is he not calling back and it's passed midnight. He's surely out dancing, intoxicated with some random girl. He's surely staring at some girl right now in Robinson College Ent.
*Boyfriend waiting for his burger takeaway with no battery*
He will surely suffer from his girlfriend's manorism the next morning.
by TG250 April 24, 2016
Get the manomug. by Defnotnamedmanos November 20, 2021
Get the Manosmug.