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Manatee bomb

a bomb that is concealed in the womb of female manatees so that it can pass into enemy waters unoticed. the bomb is hard to detect due to manatees already being fat beyond all belief. Bombs can be atomic bombs if nessisary.
The skilled general used a manatee bomb to destroy unsuspecting tourists.
by fred the tapeworm April 28, 2005
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manatees o' war

trillions of battle manatees all in a losing war agins boats also not related in any way to man o' war NONE YOU HEAR ME NO RELATION by the way these go a lot faster than a regular battle manatee they have better armor as well not to metion they can take out a well armored SUBMARINE WITH ONE VOLLEY OF MANATEE FURY!!!!
the manatees o' war will destroy you and crush your boat with their vegitarian wrath!
by lizard0004 February 8, 2008
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Manatee bomb

Contrary to popular belief, the Manatee bomb is actually lingo among the african american society for Oprah's astronomical ego which may or may not surpass the ego of Kanye West.
obese American 1: "Dude, Oprah just told me she can walk on water!!"

obese American 2: "Nah man, that's just Oprah dropping the Manatee bomb"
by Trev^2 July 30, 2006
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manitexto

a lengthy text message often received as several messages due to its obtrusive length.
Her manitexto describing her goal to draft a new blue print for herself filled up my entire inbox.
by Maggie Pollack January 8, 2010
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She-Yeti Manatee

A very large beastly person whom wants to be a cougar but to old and frumpy to pull it off, one who tries to squeeze into clothes a few sizes smaller and looks like an overstuffed sausage with hail damage. She usually gives real good bad advice on relationships as a single has been. This is usually a female type with a epic fail name. She is a person whom is held together mentally by prescription drugs.
Oops! "She-yeti Manatee" has done it again, why does'nt she get fired already!
by Styledogg August 10, 2010
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Manatee

A mass so large it defies belief. it moves unbelieveble slowly
Person 1: Gosh, that Greg next door is such a manatee
Person 2: Yeah, totally
by tuut April 15, 2009
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Manatee

A very fat man that is usualy seen in white tees
by F00DiSGO0d October 19, 2007
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