Warm Mayonnaise

When you pull a guy's unwashed cock out and it smells like a jar of expired warm mayonnaise.

Slut: I tried sucking this guy's cock last night, but it smelled like warm mayonnaise and I blew chunks all over his dick, he grabbed my face and skull fucked me anyway.

by B(.)(.)mTown May 27, 2016

Madonnacation

To be educated in the superiority and glory of the Queen of Pop, Madonna.

Person 1: "Did you know that Madonna made vogue mainstream?"

Person 2: "No I didn't. Thank you for the madonnacation. Also, lady fadga is over!"

Person 1: "I know, just like SHITNEY"

by POPEDONNA June 12, 2018

mayonnaise sandwich

Two pieces of bread together with mayonnaise in the middle. Some shit white people eat.

Duke: Ay, I know what you want, that mayonnaise sandwich.
White Guy: Yesssirrrr, i love me some mayonnaise sandwiches.

by SukaFlyat May 3, 2021

madonnathon

To listen to a series of Madonna albums in a row (ideally, all of them); portmanteau combining Madonna & marathon.

That Madonnathon last night had me singing Borderline, Survival, and Jump at work all morning.

Society Matron: We are NOT going to Arvin's on Friday--he has another Madonnathon planned and I will not listen to that smutty Erotica album again!

by mr pinky June 29, 2007

blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

(n) Penis; male mammal reproduction organ, also used to expell urine.

He was thumping his blood engorged mayonaise cannon for the majority of the night.

by Meach January 9, 2005

Anal Mayonnaise

A slimy discharge that comes out of the anus after anal sex

Bernice had to go change her underwear because if was full of anal mayonnaise.

by dstro-y December 14, 2011

Papi Mayonnaise

translation: daddy mayonnaise or sperm.

1. oh yeah give me that papi mayonnaise.

2. "last night was great! He was hitting me from behind and I screamed for his papi mayonnaise."

by Imhornyforhalloween June 18, 2019