Groom's Maid

A woman who is the best woman in a gay man's wedding.
Sharon is in Michael and Dj's wedding. She is Michael's best girl friend. Thus, she is the groom's maid. Two men are getting married so there are two groooms.
by Michael Ray-Frierson August 08, 2010
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maid bating

The act of masturbating in a hotel/motel room with the door unlocked while the housekeeping staff makes their rounds, in hopes that a maid will walk in and find you mid-jerk with your boner in your hand. Can also be spelled maid baiting.
Every time I go on a business trip, I like to go maid bating with the hotel staff wherever I'm staying. It never fails to get a big reaction.
by g.spell_omega April 22, 2015
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stable maid

When James is performing oral copulation on any farm animal that is in or contained by a stable.
You should get a job as a stable maid.
by My friends are assholes April 14, 2017
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Mouth maid

A woman who prefers to use her mouth to sexually pleasure her partners.
"Janet is a real mouth maid,

all she wants to do is give head and swallow!
by Kushmuria August 08, 2021
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porcelain maid

Person A: Who's porcelain maid?
Person B: A bisexual's wet dream
by MilfEnjoyer6969 May 13, 2023
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Meat Maid

A young lady excessively partial to receiving vaginal stimulation from the masculine instrument. A slut.
Guy 1- Damn, Sarah's had more than her fair share of cock!
Guy 2- Yeah dude, she's a bona fide Meat Maid.
by lovelyowl June 08, 2012
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meter-maid

A public servant whom daily, possibly hourly, serves the public with ridiculous citations for parking violations. meter-maids are most often seen traveling in small motor vehicles, committing numerous traffic violations themselves in the process of citing you for every dollar you don’t have.
"That bitch wrote me a ticket for $40!!!? Too close to the crosswalk!!!? WTF!!! I hate meter-maids!!!"
by K Jacobs May 02, 2007
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