macintosh

(Also known as a "Mac") A raincoat (the first) named after Charles Macintosh, a Scottish chemist who in 1822/23 patented a method for making waterproof garments using rubber dissolved in naphtha.

Its raining cats and dogs outside lucky I brought my Macintosh.

by David Dickson September 27, 2005

macintosh

A computer, also known in short as "Mac". very easy to use but not many programs available for it, and useless for gamers. Some schools may have it for it's basic functions.

Bob: Name ONE thing you're PC can do that my Macintosh can't.

Me: Right click.

by -Mike- April 25, 2006

macin

when a male is sexually attracting the opposite sex by flirting with them.

yo I was macin so many bitties last night

I was macin on a shit load of bitties at that rad party

by jsucker56 November 29, 2009

Maazin

Someone who is kind and will always be available to help you.

I was sad the other day but I just talked to Maazin and then I became happier

by ♾ October 7, 2019

Macintosh

The computer for the rest of them...

Those that can, do, those that can't use a Macintosh.

by JibJobs September 25, 2005

Bear Macing

See bear
After making love to your bear, you quickly spray them in the face, targeting the eyes, with your semen, giving you time to escape.

"Before I came, I started bear macing my partner and shot out the door while he was stunned"

by Karekanolover October 12, 2018

Macintosh

Macintosh is an OS which no common people can find a use for, and therefore it is used in elementary schools because no decent game company/programmers would waste a second of their lives even considering to create a Mac-compatible version of their programs, thus creating a distraction-free learning environment for 10 year olds.

Principal: Yeah we're recieving those new Macintosh computers today. From what I hear even less programs than the older version are compatible on it.

by p00flake January 21, 2006