by Djdnidmfdm March 6, 2019
Get the Lazarbeam mug.He got so excited thinking about his girlfriend cheating on him with his best friend that he had to race the lizard.
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To take a piss (males)
by Danteezy Fo' Sheezy February 26, 2003
Get the drain the lizard mug.A lovely, caring and dependable person. Soft as cotton but fierce as iron. Michels are very attracted to Luaras, and they usually fall deeply in love.
Luaras are very enthusiastic people, and they tend to cheer one up when they need the most.
It is known they are very loyal, and they fight relentlessly for their family, friends and lovers. They may even stick to you when you are being rude and don't deserve their company.
Luaras are pretty rare, they're harder to find than a four leaf clover. In compensation, they bring even more luck than those.
They can usually be mistaken for Lauras and Luanas, but I dare to say they are on a totally higher level than we will ever be able to reckon.
That said, Luaras must be treated with love and tenderness, for they are such caring friends and girlfriends.
Last but not least: don't hurt a Luara. You won't live to tell your story.
Luaras are very enthusiastic people, and they tend to cheer one up when they need the most.
It is known they are very loyal, and they fight relentlessly for their family, friends and lovers. They may even stick to you when you are being rude and don't deserve their company.
Luaras are pretty rare, they're harder to find than a four leaf clover. In compensation, they bring even more luck than those.
They can usually be mistaken for Lauras and Luanas, but I dare to say they are on a totally higher level than we will ever be able to reckon.
That said, Luaras must be treated with love and tenderness, for they are such caring friends and girlfriends.
Last but not least: don't hurt a Luara. You won't live to tell your story.
Person 1: hey, do you know why he was so happy today?
Person 2: yeah, he met a Luara.
Person 1: gosh! Ain't he lucky!
Person 2: yeah, he met a Luara.
Person 1: gosh! Ain't he lucky!
by Charles Boldrin June 17, 2017
Get the luara mug.1- An imposed quarantine for the benefit of all.
2- A Spaniard that likes a particular blonde, and wants to take her on a motorcycle ride so she can hold him close and press her Tits on his back.
3 - Jack White’s best album.
4 - An area designed to hold and disinfect travelers arriving from places afflicted by a pandemic.
2- A Spaniard that likes a particular blonde, and wants to take her on a motorcycle ride so she can hold him close and press her Tits on his back.
3 - Jack White’s best album.
4 - An area designed to hold and disinfect travelers arriving from places afflicted by a pandemic.
1-They put us down in the lazareto, we gotta save grandma.
2- T gave her a ride, pressed the brakes often, and got the full Lazaretto.
2- T gave her a ride, pressed the brakes often, and got the full Lazaretto.
by ATTILA THE HUN December 3, 2020
Get the lazaretto mug.I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.
by dark sunshine March 8, 2009
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