LOLSTM

Laughing Out Loud Silently To Myself. In between LOL and LSTM. When you hiccup (figuratively) upon hearing something humorous but don't quite chortle.

Billy: I want to see the new Werner Herzog film.

Jamie: Werner is a little dramatic, which is good and funny...

Billy: maybe I will go alone tomorrow.

Jaime: yeah, then you can LOLSTM.

Billy: or just lol.

Jaime: sumthin like that.

by Johnetsunami September 13, 2011

Lobstarpro

A man that has a very bad YouTube channel. Also a man that smells like a pepperoni sandwich without the crust.

He smells like a Lobstarpro

by JeffreyisSTINKY April 16, 2019

Yard Lobster

a middle class wife with an attitude who tans in the yard too much.

that Yard Lobster would be a hot M.I.L.F. if she wasn't always tanning herself to the color of blood and acting like such a snooty bitch.

by Smithmada February 22, 2008

Lips & Lobster Day

Celebrated on March 15th, Lips & Lobster Day is a holiday for woman, celebrated the day after the Steak & Blowjob Day- a day for woman to recover after the Steak & Blowjob. This Day is designed for men t celebrate the woman in their life by eating at the Y. That's right by giving cunnilingus. Go down on your woman & then give her a lobster dinner. Not necessarily in that order. Do dinner first - whatever.

Concept is quite simple: no cards, no flowers or jewelry. Give your woman what she really wants bestow on them a lobster dinner then eat out her pussy.
Enjoy

This holiday is celebrated annually by the Greek gods & started by the goddess Aphrodite. The goddess of sex & procreation. She was not born but grew from Ouranos the Skys castrated genitals when they were cast into the sea.
Aphrodite was know to initiate this holiday with every god on March 15- usually she was hand feed lobster while getting serviced on Lips & Lobster Day

by LizzyD March 14, 2013

fart lobster

One who likes to back up against others when they have wet farts and or Diarrhea.

While in the elevator that Fart Lobster back against me and broke wet wind.

by Crham December 26, 2015

Fuck Lobster

When you are drunk and text your ex but your phone auto corrects "loser" with "lobster.

What you mean to write :"You are such a fucken loser!"
What your phone auto-corrects it to : "You are such a fuck lobster!"

by Fuck Lobster July 22, 2016

Newfoundland Lobster Trap

When a girl is having non-committal unprotected sex informing the man he can pull out at the instant before ejaculation. When the male informs the female of the pull out she instead wraps her legs around him forcing his man juice inside of her, causing his penis to be trapped in her 'lobster'.

Matt: Man how did you end up having Aubrey as a baby mama?
Joe: She gave me a Newfoundland lobster trap the night I met her at the bar.

by Submarineer March 25, 2009