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Lofterbation

The act of masturbating while in one's dorm room lofted bed, with or without roommates present. The lofts must be so high above the ground that, upon ejaculation, the discharge sticks to the ceiling.
After returning from class, I noticed the jizz dripping from the ceiling and immediately assumed Fat Jimmy had been lofterbating.

I took one look at my roommate Jim Nugent and was forced to hop in bed to lofterbate.

My erectile dysfunction doesn't allow for lofterbating.

After bombing my Orgo test, I ran back to the dorm for some quality lofterbation.

With four guys in one room, lofterbation is so frequent that we painted our ceiling white.
by James T. Nugent November 12, 2008
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lefty land

named after the miniscule lefty guitar section in Guitar Center, lefty land is a sad little area designated to a small demographic. its a token area in the store. its just there cause it would be messed up not to have it
the plus size section in the department store is total lefty land. i feel bad for the fat chicks who can only decide between nurse scrubs and old christmas sweaters

the black hair product section at walgreens is lefty land. theres jerry curl treatment, and dusty weave.
by thequickbrown July 28, 2011
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A girl friend who loves you no matter what and will do anything or go through anything for you .
Man my girl friend is an ally lotty
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Kenny Lofton

The most underrated center fielder in MLB history.
Career ~.300 hitter, 2000 hits, ~550 SBs, 1300 runs, 2 world series appearances, 6 time All-Star, 4 gold gloves, 5 time AL SB champ.
"Swing and a drive, left-center field, Lofton on a dead run. Still going back, still going back, OH WHAT A CATCH! WHAT A CATCH BY LOFTON! SHADES OF WILLIE MAYS, SAY 'HEY' IN DEED!"
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L3FtY

A Quick and accurate gunsmen/riflemen

Most commonly assoiated with the hand one shoots with, Military snipers are labeled "L3fty's" and even when one is not pradominately left handed, if the person is a great shot, they are coined as a L3fty.
Damn that L3fty just shot the shit outta that tin can

shit dawg, L3fty over there is none to be messed with for real
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