The act of masturbating while in one's dorm room lofted bed, with or without roommates present. The lofts must be so high above the ground that, upon ejaculation, the discharge sticks to the ceiling.
After returning from class, I noticed the jizz dripping from the ceiling and immediately assumed Fat Jimmy had been lofterbating.
I took one look at my roommate Jim Nugent and was forced to hop in bed to lofterbate.
My erectile dysfunction doesn't allow for lofterbating.
After bombing my Orgo test, I ran back to the dorm for some quality lofterbation.
With four guys in one room, lofterbation is so frequent that we painted our ceiling white.
I took one look at my roommate Jim Nugent and was forced to hop in bed to lofterbate.
My erectile dysfunction doesn't allow for lofterbating.
After bombing my Orgo test, I ran back to the dorm for some quality lofterbation.
With four guys in one room, lofterbation is so frequent that we painted our ceiling white.
by James T. Nugent November 12, 2008
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the plus size section in the department store is total lefty land. i feel bad for the fat chicks who can only decide between nurse scrubs and old christmas sweaters
the black hair product section at walgreens is lefty land. theres jerry curl treatment, and dusty weave.
the black hair product section at walgreens is lefty land. theres jerry curl treatment, and dusty weave.
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Get the owls in the loft mug.The most underrated center fielder in MLB history.
Career ~.300 hitter, 2000 hits, ~550 SBs, 1300 runs, 2 world series appearances, 6 time All-Star, 4 gold gloves, 5 time AL SB champ.
Career ~.300 hitter, 2000 hits, ~550 SBs, 1300 runs, 2 world series appearances, 6 time All-Star, 4 gold gloves, 5 time AL SB champ.
"Swing and a drive, left-center field, Lofton on a dead run. Still going back, still going back, OH WHAT A CATCH! WHAT A CATCH BY LOFTON! SHADES OF WILLIE MAYS, SAY 'HEY' IN DEED!"
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Most commonly assoiated with the hand one shoots with, Military snipers are labeled "L3fty's" and even when one is not pradominately left handed, if the person is a great shot, they are coined as a L3fty.
Most commonly assoiated with the hand one shoots with, Military snipers are labeled "L3fty's" and even when one is not pradominately left handed, if the person is a great shot, they are coined as a L3fty.
Damn that L3fty just shot the shit outta that tin can
shit dawg, L3fty over there is none to be messed with for real
shit dawg, L3fty over there is none to be messed with for real
by Lt. Abrams April 30, 2004
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