Liquor Flu 

Flu like symptoms related to failing to continue binge drinking. Usually occurring right at the end of a long bender.

"Man after those three days in Vegas, I think I'm getting the Liquor Flu."

Liquor Flu by parspleen September 10, 2016

liquor her up and lick her 

when you take her out for drinks then preform oral sex after shes drunk

Gonna take Jenny out tonight, hopefully I can liquor her up and lick her.

liquor her up and lick her by cocknockers420 June 26, 2016

liquor knob 

A shrunken cock or, of that person due to too much alcohol. Aka whiskeydick. Used as an insult or in a self-deprecating way.

A: Hey, what happened to your dick? Seems shriveled.

T: Yeah, I drank too much at the party. Guess I'm having a liquor knob.

liquor knob by Taka-mushroom September 13, 2021

Liquor Gnome

A gnome that sneaks into your refrigerator just before you wake up and spikes your milk/orange juice/what have you with a tasteless liquor, causing you to be drunk for the remainder of the morning or day.

Used to describe someone who is not actually under the influence of anything, but is behaving like they are.

"...Did Sara have Vodka for breakfast?"
"Nope. She must have had a visit from the Liquor Gnome."

Liquor Gnome by Drunkard234 March 13, 2010

liquor store 

A wonderful place that sells great liquor like Jack Daniels for instance. I used to live in a liquor store and would steal the sacred booze, but then I had too much Old Grandad and went streaking past the manager with a bottle in hand, a 3 ply roll of toilet paper wedged firmly in my anus with some flying out behind, "Spank it" written on my chest with sidewalk chalk, my hair in a Mr. T mohawk, and then I puked and slipped in it, and was pummelled viciously by a group of bikers. Then they discovered my home underneath the bathroom floor. Now I'm poor and live in a dumpster outside the liquor store, drinking the few drops of alchol filled goodness left in the emptys. Please, if you smell a fishy, rotting apples smell near a liquor store, pass me some. I'm so lonely....and sober.....

Normal people will go to Liquor Stores to buy hard booze (80 proof and up) and then will usually be sissys and drink it with a cola beverage. Drink it straight!
I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo high right now.................................... heeheehee(hiccup).....passs meee anotha 'un billy bob!

liquor store by Jim E. Junk May 1, 2006

Liquor Pig 

A woman who is a fat ugly slut that drinks excessively.

I would rather insert a small glass tube into my urethra and smash my dick with a tack hammer, than talk to that liquor pig over there

Liquor Pig by macdad April 2, 2003

liquor slicker 

Someone who uses a mo-ped / gas scooter to get around after a DUI

Did you see alex on his liquor slicker driving around ocean view?

liquor slicker by Merritt710 February 23, 2017