Linkedinglish

1. Terms hopelessly boring people use to make themselves seem more interesting on professional social networking sites.
2. The only instance in which doughy, pasty office-dwellers can refer to themselves with terms like “Lean,” “Agile,” "Master" and “Black Belt.”

Person 1: ”Bonnie is a Lean Six-Sigma Scrum Master, and I’m only a Blue Belt.”

Person 2: ”Dude, I don’t care how much Linkedinglish you use to describe yourself, being in middle management will not help you break cinder blocks with your head.”

by OfficeDroneErik August 20, 2012

Linched

To be pissed off, or stressed out.

Man, that motherfucker is linched, best be watchin' yo ass.

by Reaper14 June 11, 2006

Lincest

Same as Gincest , Lesbian Incest.

I scissored with my sister!! :(
Let's call it Lincest!

by R-ekutah March 28, 2010

i'm linked up

iced up, bling, chains, watches. Chains, watches, jewelry all have links connecting them.

coined by zeb. g

i stay linked up and shine so bright, or "I'm linked up" and shine when i walk out

i'm linked up

by Zeb g. April 27, 2010

lanced

To be outed by someone in the public media. To be forced to reveal one is homosexual.

Lance Bass was outed by the media, specifically by a blogger. He was lanced.

by Karen_ November 7, 2006

lanced

A celebrity who is forced to admit that they're gay, notably by someone in the public media.

Neil Patrick Harris came out of the closet last week. Apparently, he was lanced by Perez Hilton.

by eyetab November 11, 2008

lanced

A new term for celebrities who have been forced to reveal they're gay. Usually it begins when an article about the person possibly being gay appears on www.PerezHilton.com.

Can you believe Doogie Howser just got lanced?

by ChristinaFL November 7, 2006