Castle Learning

An online testing/review program designed by sadists who enjoy seeing students of all ages cry at receiving low grades while taking online tests that score themselves automatically. Every so often the system will randomly freeze before telling you whether you were right or wrong just to increase your heart rate 10 more BPM.

Student: The Castle Learning is due at 11:59 pm tonight.
Friend: I know, I just finished it and got an 86. We only learned half the questions in class.

by Tells-Many-Truths July 16, 2016

what we learn

It's what u say when u do something to someone or someone does something stupid. And it's a way of being an asshole sometimes.

"I jumped of my house and broke my leg" ...What we learn
"Claps kid in 1v1 in fortnite that talked trash" ...what we learn

by Hey what we learn October 28, 2019

Lexande

Nice guy who will always be loyal to his girl friend, handsome, and smart

He is so lexande

by Idontlikechiken June 4, 2020

Lexine

1) The best looking girl you will ever see!
2) The most stubborn girl you will ever meet!
3) The craziest person ever, someone you will find hilarious and have so much fun with!
4) A real keeper!

"Damn! That girl has to be Lexine!"
or "OK, you win, you're Lexine!"

by cbenne10 December 30, 2014

Lexington High School

Lexington High School, also known as LHS, is a public high school in historical and overpriced Lexington, Massachusetts. It is known for its oustanding education, but also for the unusual high levels of stress. Some public schools, like UMass, and even some private schools, are easier than LHS. Many students fall into the traps of overburdening themselves with Honor and AP level classes, varsity sports, and all sorts of clubs. Even with all of its amazing awards, their football team sucks. They don't even have homecoming. A lot of the sterotypes are reversed here. The cheerleaders are kinda homely. A lot of the track runners are smart. The nerds don't get shoved into lockers, etc. Except a lot of people make fun of the "tree kids" or the Goths. GSA is very popular, too. And for some reason, a good portion of the student population don't judge the potsmokers, also known as the "corner kids". The school also allows upperclassmen to go off campus, during their "free blocks". Ironically, the people who are taking all honors and AP don't go off campus and instead go to the library. House parties for LHS students can range from casual to all out. Drinking and drugs are sometimes involved too.

While his GPA could be a 4.0 at any other school, Alex's GPA is only a 3.33 at Lexington High School.

by Eisforexcellent October 4, 2010

Carnegie Learning

A murderous educational math program that was made in a specific ring of fire in hell called Satan's asshole. Students who come in contact with the program are forced to give up their souls and faith in humanity after using the online learning program and after using the books. It also causes both students and teachers to cry themselves to sleep every night due to the horrendous amount of math problems.

I may be a fuckboy , but at least I don't use Carnegie learning

by maricalamari January 4, 2015

Cashcab learning

The stuff they make you learn in school that won't help you in the real world anyway.

Stuff you wouldn't need to know unless you were on Cashcab. Cashcab learning.

by Texasfreak March 27, 2009