Wet lettuce

someone who is a wuss. cries a lot, really sensitive and just a pussy in general. Real emotional and never takes risks. Always quiet.

person1: omg Sarah was crying in the bathroom again
person2:god she's such a fucking wet lettuce

by sluttydickwad October 5, 2020

Crinkly Lettuce

An old lady's outer labia. An old woman's cunt.

Dave: She's a bit old for you isn't she.
Jim: That's alright, I like a bit of Crinkly Lettuce.

by Maomaor January 6, 2012

forest lettuce

hip slang term for pot/weed

trent: ey yo, you got that good forest lettuce?
renesmee: yeah dude, you want some?

by need a nap July 2, 2020

chest lettuce

The little bit of fuzz that pokes up through the unbuttoned collar of a hairy man's shirt. A vegetarian synonym for taco meat.

Bill is showing some serious chest lettuce in that cheesy disco shirt.

by DC Chupacabra September 22, 2009

Bacon Lettuce

A code-word for BL (boy's love, or yaoi). In this case, it means boy on boy sex in manga/anime/fanfiction.
Also two of three ingredients in a BLT sandwitch.

I read some extremely smutty bacon lettuce yesterday.

Let me share this Shizaya bacon lettuce with you.

Mom: What is BL?
Me: ...bacon lettuce.

by Arrachne July 27, 2015

Cutting Lettuce

-Verb-

Counting money; normally with a substantial amount of bills. Cutting lettuce is commonly reffered to when making bands .

"Hey Fetty, what you doing?"

"Just Cutting Lettuce"

by Brampton Wasteyute May 2, 2016

Lettuce Sandwich

Another name for a blunt (weed)

Pass me that Lettuce Sandwich

by Your_Pseudonym1337 February 7, 2018