lester the molester

A commonly used term to describe Lester Handeland from Estherville Iowa who takes advantage of sweet old ladies.

"Hey, did you hear Lester the Molester said he needed more 2 x 6's from the big barn?"

by Dave Bover November 29, 2013

Lester

When you get weed that looks shitty but turns out to be mind-blowing.

Ted: "Damn dude that looks like schwag"
Brian: "No dude, I don't know. I have a good feeling"
(after smoking)
Ted: "Damn this is some Lester!"
Brian: "Hell yeah."

by Runescapeisreallycoolman September 8, 2011

Hairy lester

To ejaculate into anothers male or females happy highway(a happy trail that is way to fucking big) then force the person to eat it off

Hooker number12- can u just give me a hairy lester i cant handle any more cumshots in my face
Tainty salad- i dont see why either way this is going in your mouth

by tainty salad May 23, 2011

daniel lester

Phillip Lester's Daddy

Daddy Daniel Lester

by Does_Jumin_Han_is_gay May 13, 2017

Lesterday

Any day previous to today.

Father; Have you seen my phone?

Daughter; Yeah I saw it in the bedroom lesterday.

In this instance she meant over a week.

by Bumbooo January 16, 2014

sweaty lester

When you are sexing a girl in her behind hole, and your bonus ball slap goes and gets stuck in her vagina (one or both balls). It comes out juicy.

bernard: hey peter, do you remember Barry with one ball?
Peter: yeah. We called him "One Ball Barry"
Bernard: I bet he has a gold medal in sweaty lesters.
Peter: Hell yeah.

by pozzletoff September 4, 2005

Downtown Lester Brown

An uncommon slang term for "head", or the act of a male recieving oral pleasure.

I got some hot downtown lester brown on the weekend!

by Joe Bloggs August 22, 2004