Lepercan

A pena. The origins are unknown. It resides in caves and occasionally under the beds of unsuspecting children. Normally it feeds on maple syrup because most live in Canadian territories; however, it loves to eat the skin of lepers. Scientists are not sure, but it is possible that these creatures are part turtle, part llama, and part chicken fetus.

I was tucking my son into bed one night, and he told me that there was a Lepercan underneath his bed. We disposed of it quickly with our family Kalashnikov.

by John MacAbee April 26, 2011

weenie lipper

the rim around the head of the penis that gives the penis that firemans hat look.

I like the way she licked my weenie lipper

by steve April 29, 2003

Def Leppard

An 80's band from Sheffield. Made up of Joe Elliott (lead vocals), Phil Collen (guitar), Vivian Campbell (guitar), Rick Savage (bass guitar), and Rick Allen (drums). If you don't like them, it doesn't matter because enough people do like them that they make more money than any of you losers who sit around on the computer all day because you think it makes you cool to shit on what someone's opinions are. No, get a job and suck it.

Guy: Def Leppard sucks
Girl: They make more money than you.
Guy: So?
Girl: So, you're opinion really doesn't matter because...they make more money than you.
Guy: Oh.
Girl: Get a job and stop mooching off your parents loser.

by SuckItFlamers July 3, 2008

b-hole lipper

pinch or wad of smokeless tobacco wrapped or unwrapped in toilet paper and lodged into anus to catch a buzz

yogi: hey bill are you gonna throw in a lipper
Bill: Nah guy i already got one slipped up by buthole
Yogi: so its a dece b-hole lipper

Bill: obviously guy, this shit is effin me up, and sittin real dece

by marqueef August 20, 2009

lapper

someone who performs oral sex on a female.

He's such a lapper, he laps her all night.

by jondoe156 December 22, 2009

lipperpillar

a mustache that looks like a caterpillar on someones lip.

Oh my God!! Look at that disgusting lipperpillar on Bryce's lip!!

by nicasjds January 4, 2009

Lipper Slipper

When you are slamming a dry puss and no lubrication available. You put in chewing tobacco and spit on her clit.

Becky got your drunk ass back to her trailer with her 3 kids. You find the Sahara desert down below. Put in a dip and hit her with the lipper slipper.

by Narnzulx March 23, 2018