Lemons

A very odd and highly combustible yellow fruit that live gives you, to burn your house down.
-Note- It is not necessary to accept them.

Guy 1 - Hey when life give you lemons you make lemonade right?

Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with.

by Clone394 June 5, 2011

lemons

Fun To Throw At People

Lets Throw Lemons At People!!

by A*Girl July 6, 2006

sweet lemons

The term sweet lemons comes from the saying, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade." It means making the best of an undeniably bad situation, even if it involves complete and utter denial, mixing lemons with cuploads of sugar until they actually taste sweet. It is essentially the equal opposite of sour grapes.

Jimmy was born with a third nipple. This would normally not be something to rave about, but his mother gently reassures him, "Well, look at it this way, son; you're unique and you'll always have something for show and tell." :) Sweet lemons!

by Derya September 6, 2006

Washing lemons

Washing lemons is to prepare the anus by cleaning before rimming

Shall we start washing lemons before we start anal coitus

by Arthur mix November 4, 2021

Jeromifthstain Rommipflain Jicklecrak J.r Jeremy Lemonsquat MXVII

A very sexy man who can steal your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, brother, sister, mother, father, dog, cat, fish, turtle, hamster, horse, cow, goat(s), , sheep, bird, ferret, chicken, rooster, hen, banana, stepsister, stepbrother, stepmom, stepdad, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, cousin, other cousin, godmother, godfather, god-sister, god-brother, dog god-dog, god-cat, step-dog, step-cat, step-grandfather, step-grandmother, step-aunt, step-uncle, step-cousin, other step-cousin, paternal step-brother, maternal step-brother, paternal god-brother, maternal god-brother, paternal step-god-brother, maternal step-god-brother, etc.

Hot woman: Omg ITS JERMOFTHSTAIN ROMMIPFLAIN JICKLECRAK J.R JEREMY LEMONSQUAT MXVII!! HE’S SO SEXY
Jeromifthstain Rommipflain Jicklecrak J.r Jeremy Lemonsquat MXVII: eh you’re not hot enough for me
Hot lady(s): sigh date me

by RealWambit May 3, 2022

Lemons

An Underground street name for weed.
Can be used as follows.

Lemons = Weed.
Lime = Tabacco
Lime and Lemons = Tabacco and Weed
Sour = Getting Stoned/High.
Sucking Some Lemons = Smoking Some Weed.

"I'm going down to my mates house later to fo and suck some lemons, may mix a little bit of lime in aswell. Should get nice and sour"

by Mr.Smook August 1, 2007

When life gives you lemons

When life gives you lemons, you say thank you. Why do you need lemonade? Huh. Why do you got be soooo extra and burn some fossil fuels while you’re processing your lemonade. Lemons are HEALTHY!!!!! EAT THE LEMON!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons, eat the lemon it’s healthy smelthy

by theogcooler May 29, 2018