lemu

The original hater, the hate from which all other hate sprouts

Lemu is the Grandfather of all Haters

by The hate that hate created November 2, 2004

Lemur to the face

The act of planting your hand on the face of a moron.Closely related to a facepalm except damage is inflicted on another individual. It can be used yo replace a facepalm, to break up with someone, or when someone least expects it to lighten a mood. When you use this tactic on a anyone for any reason you must simultaneusly shout "LEMUR TO THE FACE!"

bill:"yo ted good job getting that new sewage inspector job!"
ted:"LEMUR TO THE FACE YOU SARCASTIC JACKASS!!!!!!"
bill:sry

by remdawgv July 22, 2010

lemz

It's the most popular strain of weed in the UK.

"hey did you get some lemz bro"

by ZeroNyxes August 22, 2016

lemza

lemza: a person who owns ridiculously, a previous term for pimp daddy

oh man that kid is lemza

whats up my lemza

by aaron azmel October 8, 2006

Lemure

Probably the most pathetic of the Devils. Lemures are slaves and conscripts for the larger and more powerful devils. Lemures are ugly blobs, about 5 feet tall and about 100 lbs. Lemures are so stupid that they can't think for themselves. But they can receive telepathic messages.

That huge devil threw a lemure at me! This stuff isn't going to come out of my padded armor for weeks.

by Pit Fiend November 23, 2004

Lemures

Lemures (lem yours)

Lemures, in popular fangirl culture, is known as one of the foundations and reasons for female masturbation. (sometimes male, though most males won't admit it)

1. "I need to masturbate." *whips out a picture of Lemures*
2. "I need to masturbate again." *whips out another picture of Lemures*

by MissCheena July 29, 2009

LeMuse

To LeMuse a video - to erase footage

My videographer lemused my wedding video.

by Mikovitch September 14, 2011