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Himalayan Mongolian madagascarian lemur

A Himalayan Mongolian madagascarian lemur is lemur thats Himalayan Mongolian and Madagascarian!
Crazy I know!
DragovXD has a Himalayan Mongolian madagascarian lemur fursuit
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lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang

A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.
Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.
by Xochimilco4142 October 28, 2021
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Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch

A sexual act in which a man flips a woman sideways and holds her as high as possible above his head while giving oral pleasure to a lemur. The woman then holds a large container of mayonnaise over herself and her partners to let it pour all over the three of them. Often times the woman will shriek like a lemur to enhance sexual excitement.
Yo dood!

whats up spankey!

so i just gave my mom a Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch!!

wait where did you get the lemur?

shut the fuck up or dad will spank us!!

oh, alright.....
by CivilizedGentleman July 8, 2011
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birthday lemur

When you and someone else are one day apart for birthdays
Omg ur birthday is a day after mine?? We’re birthday lemurs!
by alvinsimp69 July 20, 2023
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maple lemur

A person who like to sit on a dick by using maple syrup as the lube.
Come over here and and sit on my dick like a maple lemur.
by YRN💎💎👌👌 October 4, 2016
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Lemur spit

Lemur (Scientific name: Lemuroidea;

From Latin meaning lemures (plural) or ‘spirits of the dead’) - a species found in Madagascar

Lemur spit: a magical secret ingredient found in energy drinks.
"Did you read the blog on the new energy drink?"
'Yea, I brought 3 cases. It's sooo good! The lemur spit gives it extra zip.'
by RVAJackRabbit November 17, 2015
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The Lemur

The second most dangerous criminal in the Muppet world. Behind Constantine. Usually seen as a joke that dosen't know the basic rules to double-crossing 101.
European Civilian 1: OMG! It's the Lemur! The second most dangerous criminal!
European Civilian 2: Don't worry about him. He's not a real threat. We should be worring about Constantine. Also, that Lemur costume makes him look so adorable!
by MDawg1491 July 1, 2023
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