when a man engages in anal sex with 5 or more persons of either sex which have not wiped their anus in a long period of time. This act leaves multiple rings on the man's penis.

To preform you must gather 5 or more people with shitty bums and engage in anal sex and spinning each partner higher and higher along the shaft of the penis creating the rings.
"your dick stinks"

"yes yes it does"

"what happened?"

"ring tailed lemur" *WINKY FACE*
by xbdgcbvtr December 16, 2010
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The most lamest un-beastly animal alive, that is soo less beastly compared to the amazing beastly wombat. This animal sucks!
OMG i hate that gay Red Ruffed Lemur that animal is so un-beastly.
by Billyroxmysox March 16, 2008
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A person of small stature with ninjaesque abilities.
"You be like a surprise lemur in a box gurl! I did not even see ya!"
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A sexual act in which a man flips a woman sideways and holds her as high as possible above his head while giving oral pleasure to a lemur. The woman then holds a large container of mayonnaise over herself and her partners to let it pour all over the three of them. Often times the woman will shriek like a lemur to enhance sexual excitement.
Yo dood!

whats up spankey!

so i just gave my mom a Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch!!

wait where did you get the lemur?

shut the fuck up or dad will spank us!!

oh, alright.....
by CivilizedGentleman July 08, 2011
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A person who like to sit on a dick by using maple syrup as the lube.
Come over here and and sit on my dick like a maple lemur.
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An idiom that describes how one gets through a situation: either by getting external assistance (ladder) or "climbing" out of it unassisted (lemur).
Sometimes, when life gets hard, you only have two choices: ladder or lemur.
by LadderOrLemur June 05, 2018
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