dutch lasagna

when you attempt to give someone a dutch oven but push too hard and shart

"hey dude how's it going with your girlfriend?"

"it WAS going good but i accidentally gave her a dutch lasagna the other night and she dumped me."

by klompfaker5608 September 1, 2023

Late Night Lasagna

When one sets out with the intent of starting a small simple project, but by the time they have finished, it has become a complex and time consuming masterpiece.

"I was just gonna put some new spark plugs in but.. by the time i left auto zone for the fifth time this week, i realized it was my late night lasagna. Runs better than ever now."

by RokubiVoid June 25, 2016

Switch my lasagna around

Masturbate.

Hey, I'll be right back, I need to switch my lasagna around.

by Onehundredpercentvanilla March 29, 2022

Lasagna

One of Garfield's favorite foods to eat.

Garfield always eats lasagna before it can cool

by claustrophobic chicken February 6, 2005

Lasagna

A sorta of farewell used when "Goodbye" isn't enough

"See you tomorrow, dude!"
"A-sta-lasagna!"

by Big Dick Damien January 21, 2018

Lasagna Bowl

When you alternate layers of dank marijuana and tons of keef in a single bowl or bong of your choosing.

"hey ,take a hit of this Lasagna bowl" "Damn this Lasagna bowl got me really high"

by onefortysix November 3, 2015

Foul lasagna

Trying to cover your bullshit by another layer of bullshit, thus creating a foul lasagna.

Jimmy is making a foul lasagna again; when I confronted him about his lie on fucking your sister, he tried to bullshit me saying that he thought he was fucking my mom.

by FagShit March 31, 2009