Its a short term meaning to receive a hand-job. As lando sounds like hando or hand-job. It is used when family members are in a earshot from your conversation where hand-jobs may be referenced.
by totallynottheguywhosaidhewould January 30, 2015
by howtobench December 3, 2018
the blue bird from angry birds
by notdarkjosie February 16, 2020
Professor Lando is a professor at the popular Ligma university, streaming his lectures on twitch and uploading
them to youtube.
them to youtube.
Person1: Hey do you know who Professor Lando is?
Person2: No, what does he teach?
Person1: Landon deez nuts.
Person2: No, what does he teach?
Person1: Landon deez nuts.
by blindgamer April 11, 2023
the name of lando carisian
and no its not a real person
but its a funny name none the less
its also a common misspelling of Lamborghini
and no its not a real person
but its a funny name none the less
its also a common misspelling of Lamborghini
lando-carisian: hey you see that football game yesterday?
you: no
lando-carisian: ima run you over with my lando
you: no
lando-carisian: ima run you over with my lando
by chisseled July 16, 2022
Reference to a child who displays uncanny ability to fight off anime any of skill or power. Known to stay up late, break all the rules, and be last or late
by Dicki007 June 24, 2021