Lamonteing

The act of blowing into someone's anus.

When you're getting a lap dance and proceed to blow air into the performer's butt.

Did you see the guy at the club lamonteing that stripper? Shit's gross.

by SFWESC January 28, 2014

Lamont

A bullshit "dummy" invoice given to customers to swindle money.

Derived from the 70's tv show Sanford & Son, the son, Lamont Sanford. His father would call him a dummy. "You dummy Lamont you dummy!"

Hey DK we need a Lamont, yesterday.

by Lagerhead01 October 16, 2009

ladonta

A new name for an identity if you need to run away. Also could be a pasta name

Dang that's ladonta

by runman96 October 9, 2016

Lamont

The smartest Nigga out there an honest and loyal and pretty

Lamont is so smarts

by Mont love November 21, 2021

Lamentable

Some gay word French people use to describe a pathetic thing that is regrettable.

Johnny Canuck: "Did you see the riots in Vansterdam?"
Jean-Jacques-Henry-Marie Cousteau de Sacamerde: "Yes it was lamentable."
Johnny Canuck: "Fucking gay thing to say Cousteau."

by Le Beaver June 16, 2011

lamentary

Slightly sarcasticly complimentary.

Flovely is short for "freakin' lovely" , in other words, the phrase that is used to replace other lamentary phrases.

by toddanthonyjohnson August 29, 2009

Lamont

A person who likes to try multiple jobs, and refuses to spend any money.. this type of person hates his own country instead swears allegiance to a forgeign Queen

Me— your round bud..
Friend—- ehh oooh I forgot ma wallet ive no cash ..
Me- your a true Scotsman!!
Friend— indeed i am not, Im a loyal subject or her majesty
Me — your a feckin Lamont of a boy

by Jonus crumbs April 8, 2019