Ketchup Cammie 

Someone who spills ketchup constinatly and needs to learn how a ketchup bottle cap works before they destroy everything.

P1: Pass the ketchup
P2: Okay
P1: *Drops it on the nachos
P2: Oh my god, you’re such a ketchup cammie!

Ketchup Cammie by anonymous January 30, 2019

squeezing the ketchup 

Wanking it

"Bro don't disturb I'm squeezing the ketchup!"

squeezing the ketchup by Justin Anderson is too cool July 17, 2016

ketchup queef 

(CAT•chup•KWEEF) n. the audible phenomenon that occurs when a squeezable catsup bottle expels air and condiment, resulting in an unpleasant and embarrassing mess.

"hey g-friend, what's that on your hoodie?" "emma and me were at mickey d's for lunch, and she totally blew a ketchup queef all over the table!"

ketchup queef by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2008

Ketchup Chips 

The most delicious potato chips ever produced, currently available mostly in Canada.

Me: So, I got these really good chips in Canada, they're Ketchup flavoured!
Adam: I got those in Connecticut. those are so good! (mouth waters)

Ketchup Chips by snafu January 19, 2005

Ketcham 

A spiral shape, whether drawn, sculpted or occurring naturally; see also krimsoy.

Etymology: C.20, after Hank Ketcham (1920-2001), U.S. cartoonist and creator of Dennis the Menace, who characteristically drew knees as spiral shapes.

Man, that Ketcham sure could draw a krimsoy!

Ketcham by Sklooby March 19, 2008

ketchupocalypse 

Noun: When you or a friend drown french fries or similar side dish in ketchup.

Verb: The action of dousing a serving of french fries or similar dish with copious amounts of ketchup.

Noun: "I don't want your french fries, they're drowning in the ketchupocalypse."

Verb: "I'd eat your french fries, but it looks like you have ketchupocalypsed all over them."

"Want some of my fries? I'm about to ketchupocalypse all over them..."

ketchupocalypse by miggsy gangsta March 6, 2014

Ketchuphobia

The fear of ketchup

ketchup is scary I have ketchuphobia

Ketchuphobia by Kim and Kanye May 2, 2015