dick kraut

when stuff that looks like sourkraut to coming out of your penis
Damn, Anferney- you got a bad case of dick kraut, eww
by lysol420 August 15, 2017
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Scrap my Kraut

Claus von Shnitzlenazi: Wilhelm, we need to come back to the kitchen, quit scrapping your kraut!
Wilhelm Gouttenburg: Gimme a sec Claus! I need to scrap my kraut to these naked pictures of your sister, Hilda!
by shazzzzzam March 27, 2012
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Flipping kraut

(1) After Missy kept dropping food between the crockpot and her plate, she moved from mild aggravation to flipping kraut.

(2) Dude, the customer was just sitting there yelling at me-- he was flipping kraut for almost 45 minutes until I gave in.
by Safety Bear December 08, 2009
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Shizen kraut

Homemade Cabbage condiment. Cabbage that has been fermented in an arse cavity or persons bowel. Pickled preserved shit flavoured cabbage.
Would you like some shizen kraut with your meat and three vege.
by PJC71 March 28, 2019
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Kraut Goggles

Any item that clueless foreigners think is very cool in America, but is ultimately just Eurotrash garbage. While this term specifically references the stupid disco shades worn by many German immigrants, it can be used to describe the tight and unbuttoned shirts, fake leather shoes, and gel loaded hair. The word takes origin from but is not to be confused with Clout Goggles, a type of expensive glasses popularized by rappers, and Kraut, a traditional German food and slang term for Germans.
Dumbass foreigner, loose the Kraut Goggles or get the hell out of my Christian Minecraft Server!!
by SpoonfulOfKraut July 04, 2018
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Sour Kraut

Sauerkraut
Sauerkraut is finely cut raw cabbage that has been fermented by various lactic acid bacteria. It has a long shelf life and a distinctive sour flavor, ..
Dave. I see that German bint Daniela Nadj is off on a rant again.

Ant. Yeah she’s such a sour kraut, think she needs to buy some batteries for her sex toy.
by Gradders71 January 24, 2023
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