Krafty

A happy ending at a massage parlor. Named after the New England Patriots dumbass owner who just got caught at a massage parlor paying for it.

Did you get a Krafty at the end of your massage?

by wafsnipes February 28, 2019

krapan

A physical malady when the bottom of your neck starts to rise above your forehead. If untreated can lead to suffication and even death.
Synonym: Neckface

Yo, You got some serious krapan going on.

You look like krapan.

by Indian Grimace January 18, 2005

Krape

To kiss rape: to kiss someone without consent, forcefully, and rapidly.

Oh hello Irish man, KRAPE!!!

by Krapeman June 8, 2010

kraft dinner hotpot

the act of placing all the contents of a box of uncooked kraft dinner into the vaginal honeypot and then proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse. Following the vigorous pounding(the noodles should feel al dente) then ejaculate into the mixture. Then the woman starts to gyrate to blend all the ingredients together to create the main course. Queef immediately, serves four.

Mike: I picked up this fine piece of ass last night and we were both hungry. So we made kraft dinner hotpot.

Jeff: That sounds tasty

Mike: We have leftovers if you want some?

Jeff: No I'm good. My girl and I shared a canadian sizzler this morning.

Mike: Nice!!!

by Canadian ambassador of beaver March 12, 2011

Mein krampf

Air humping someone against there consent while they're drinking out of a water fountain, air rape, in a sense

"You're getting mein krampf'd" -Eric 2019

by Ah-pee August 16, 2019

sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese

kraft mac n cheese sucks and is not real macaroni and cheese yet sometimes you have to just do what you don’t want to; hence, sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese

person a: i wanna go to the game but my mom is making me watch my brother.

person b: sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese bro.

by ndjsikslsosudhbdd May 31, 2018

Kraft Singles

A Chicago slang term meaning dollar bills. Derived from another slang term that refers to money as cheese. (Originates from slices of cheese produced by Kraft Foods)

Yo I just cashed my check so I got a wallet full of kraft singles, drinks are on me

by Markei December 28, 2005