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Korean pushup

1. noun. English. A Korean push-up has occurred when a man is laying on a bed or trampoline on his back, and a female performs fellatio in a "push-up" position hovering over him. Now that's not all! The female uses her muscular fortitude to push up and down on the surface area around the male, bouncing him up and down in her mouth. This bouncing motion is what gives the traditional fellatiatic look and feel to this move.

This act has a difficulty rating of 8.2, and should not be attempted by anyone suffering from weak arms, tennis elbow, arthritis of the wrist, or a bad back. Attempts made by an inexperienced participant, may lead to serious throat and/or neck injuries, not to mention what may happen to the guy...
1. I got seasick last night from all the Korean pushups my girl was giving me last night.

2. Wow, your girlfriend is getting some broad shoulders. You should have her stop all of the Korean pushups.

3. I have a great way for me to participate in your weight-loss....Korean pushups!

4. Whoever said working out is no fun had no idea what a Korean pushup was all about.
by Doctor Lee, M.D. March 8, 2011
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Korean

Adj. Someone who was either born or is an inhabitant of the Korean peninsula, regardless of the country, whether it be Democratic People's Republic of Korea (North) or Republic of Korea (South).
He was born in Seoul, therefore he is Korean by birth.
by delete October 4, 2005
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Korean

An Asian nationality that tends to be questioned by rednecks.
Jimmy: So... you Asian?
Jill: Yup.
Jimmy: Chinese, er Japanese?
Jill: ...I'm Korean.
Jimmy: Is that 'part of Japan?
by Skitzou December 23, 2005
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Roof Korean Day

Holiday celebrated every April 29. On the anniversary of Koreans gathering on roofs in Los Angeles to take part in target practice and smoke cigs.
Sorry boss, working this Tuesday would interfere with my observation of Roof Korean Day
by Not a white supremist April 30, 2019
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koran burning

Becomes a popular sports in the western world!
People steal korans, and publicly burn them to a crisp.

An alternative instructional video called "how to dump the koran in the toilet, because it's too big to fit the sewer pipe" has also had high ratings on popular websites!

Muslims don't care about offending others. Others now don't care about offending muslims, and would love to distribute disgusting pictures of prophet muhammad (that gay uncle fucker), Allah (a red animal with horns, and a tail and lives in poop), and would also love to distribute howto's (like how to burn the koran, how to use it as toilet paper, how to have vaginal blood on a koran, how to dump it in a pigsty, and how to use the leafs of the koran on a truck when transporting human waste.
Koran burning has become popular lately!

Ow yes, but nothing beats using it as poop scoops! They burn much better that way!

My dog has an issue where every time he has diarrhea he tries to do it on the Koran! It's a practice he took on ever he saw that picture of allah naked a bathtub doing some anal sex on pigs.

Yeah, it gets to you, these koran stories! When we burned that crap for good the world will be a better place!
Koran burning makes for some good firework!
Ow, and burn some muslims too!
They're gay asses, and deserve to die!
by Fukaface! December 10, 2011
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Kochan-ie-sac

A cul-de-sac filled with mansions, occupied by none other than the Kochanies. They mow each others lawns when someone goes out of town, and feed each others pets. If you go around back there is a C shaped lazy river that runs through the back yards of each mansion for ease of travel. Their colors are black and yellow, and there is a theme song that plays when you enter the sac...which will remain a secret.
Me: Oh man! I hear there's a ridiculous party going on at the kochan-ie-sac this weekend! Do you want to go with me?

You: Nah man...those Kochanies are reckless.
by IHaveGirth January 15, 2011
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Korean Bathtub

When someone ejaculates into a persons asshole then gives them a rim job.
I needed to wash my face after the Korean Bathtub I gave to that girl.
by JZUMBAS August 31, 2014
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